There is going to be a PowerWash Simulator 2 THIS YEAR!

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I’m so tired of them. I’m tired of their lies. I’m tired of their disgusting amorality. I’m tired of their faces, their voices, their smirks. I’m tired of their inability to say — let alone do — even one thing remotely kind or humble or appropriate, ever. So tired.

Reminder: If 230,000 more folks had simply voted for the black lady we’d all be arguing about the best way to get the Senate to vote to add long-term care to Medicare coverage right now.

The way Monster likes to sleep. Idk how this is comfortable, but you do you, boo. 🐶

*sips coffee before coffee is too expensive to enjoy*

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Absolutely

Trump set the record for number of rounds of golf played by a sitting president during his 1st term. Trump's excuse? Trump claims he can work from the golf course because he has phones and technology.
Trump today:

Comedy show at Pilot Point Coffee House tomorrow night!