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Ash Oro
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A proper nerd. Ex Merchant Navy officer and now Merchant Navy teacher and creator of online training courses.
How is that even possible? The horse actually goes to that lovely farm “up-state”?
The pigs found a representational democracy and hail a duck as a new head of state?

Make this make sense.
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Watch @mediocrehobbies.bsky.social video on them. His technique is flawless.

And this is from someone that refused to use transfers for 20+ years because I believed the correct technique was water and shouting.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So the Brexit parties overspend, get called out by a whistleblower, and the only thing that happens is the whistleblower gets hounded by the press.

So place your bets for who gets the blame here. The police for daring to investigate? The whistleblower for daring to be honest?
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why should I come?
IF I manage to make it into the country - I have a Bluesky account and have been critical of the Trump admin so that isn’t a guarantee
IF I manage to not get arrested for “looking foreign”.
IF I manage to stay silent while someone else is arrested for Loki g foreign
Too many IFS
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I-oh-I-oh
I-oh-i-oh
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Metal Gear Solid
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Can you Award it to Nigel Farage meaning he has to come on your show for an interview to receive it?
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Thai billionaire wants nothing in return.

In other news and in no way related at all - Thai billionaire not treated as “foreign immigrant destroying our country like all the other immigrants I go on about 24/7” days Farage while drinking a stale pint in an abandoned Weatherspoons…
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Does that feel good Mr President?

I can massage the sack too if that helps?
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sir, this is the third groin attachment you have worn out this year. Are you sure you are ok?
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I get it. You genuinely believe he was the second coming and all criticism of him is just propaganda. I already surrendered. As a British liberal I am nothing but a right wing mouth piece incapable of independent thought. Well done. You won an argument with a stranger that meant nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You remember all of this started because I said was thinking of leaving the Lib Dem’s right? I really do t understand the nuclear option here.

But ok. Corbyn was the lord and saviour Well done.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ok so why are you pushing the Greens then and not Your Party? If he is such an electoral asset, why are you not backing his new party?
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think if you don’t know something you should take great pains to not blurt out your “facts” without maybe checking first…
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ok. He was pro-Brexit, was unable to capture his own party which led to mass infighting, reduced labours vote share in the 2019 election and never fully costed his manifesto pledges.
What of that is right wing smears? I haven’t mentioned any of the usual “talking points” and still he is unelectable
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Because we had no other legitimate party to support.

Labour is too far enmeshed in Blairite Tory Lite policies.

Corbyn was frankly unelectable.

The greens have been a niche party concerned with local policies until now…
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I am currently a card-carrying Lib Dem - but the internal elections have soured me a lot. A lot of lgbtq+ paranoia and illiberalism going on in the name of vote grubbing.

I may be rethinking my position for the first time in 30 years…
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You forgot about that didn’t you? I mean. You have been there and got the t-shirt to prove it 🤣😜
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
In a shocking twist, one of the best people in the world turns out to be an awesome person.

I don’t know why people are surprised. Scott has been this way since day dot and will never change.

Scott’s only flaw? Mr Tickle arms on long car journeys to cars game tournaments 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Wild that that same despot keeps releasing homoerotic photos of himself to “prove” his manliness…
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I know what always works - according to Trump.

Grabbing her by the p*ssy…

Maybe he should try that?
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
150 years ago… British turn up in (insert foreign country name here), take over by force, and tell everyone they are now British Subjects under His Majesty’s Laws.

Today… people seem confused that non-white people are British…
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Well. Yeah. When we do it we have USA Coastguard onboard that disable the vessel, then go and investigate. Only after serious corroboration of evidence and then a long authority chain.

We don’t just blow people up. We detain, investigate and then arrest and seize if required.

RFA if you ask HIK
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM