aislin 💙💜💖
@ashpavs.bsky.social
part time witch, full time food goblin | just trying to make oscar wilde proud
Does the de-professionalization of teaching degrees mean that my student loans I took out for my teaching degree will be forgiven?
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Does the de-professionalization of teaching degrees mean that my student loans I took out for my teaching degree will be forgiven?
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You can call it "the devil's lettuce", but a salad is a salad. Now eat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can call it "the devil's lettuce", but a salad is a salad. Now eat.
#womeninmensfields went to the bathroom upon arriving home so my husband was forced to bring in (and put away) all the shopping!!
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
#womeninmensfields went to the bathroom upon arriving home so my husband was forced to bring in (and put away) all the shopping!!
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Our love language is American English.
Also, receiving gifts.
Also, receiving gifts.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Our love language is American English.
Also, receiving gifts.
Also, receiving gifts.
I think Scrappy Doo is the best cartoon representation of my personality
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think Scrappy Doo is the best cartoon representation of my personality
Idk if I’m late or early to this party, but I’m pretty sure most of our problems today are Bush’s fault. I mean, the rise in anti-intellectualism can easily be traced back to NCLB
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Idk if I’m late or early to this party, but I’m pretty sure most of our problems today are Bush’s fault. I mean, the rise in anti-intellectualism can easily be traced back to NCLB
The thing that confuses me the most about Guy Fieri is how the fuck his glasses stay hanging backwards off his head, how are they not falling off all the time
September 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The thing that confuses me the most about Guy Fieri is how the fuck his glasses stay hanging backwards off his head, how are they not falling off all the time
When drivers don’t close the gaps in drive-thru lines… 😤
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When drivers don’t close the gaps in drive-thru lines… 😤
Today I amazed my husband by introducing him to the top/bottom labels in his bedsheets 🤦🏻♀️ Reader, he was *floored* that putting on bedsheets could be so easy.
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today I amazed my husband by introducing him to the top/bottom labels in his bedsheets 🤦🏻♀️ Reader, he was *floored* that putting on bedsheets could be so easy.
sometimes I doubt I’m a capricorn… but then I’ll do something like arrange meetings with my personal Board of Wise Women whenever I have a decision to make 🤦🏻♀️
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sometimes I doubt I’m a capricorn… but then I’ll do something like arrange meetings with my personal Board of Wise Women whenever I have a decision to make 🤦🏻♀️
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just realized that if the pope excommunicates vance, he’ll do it in a chicago accent
May 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
just realized that if the pope excommunicates vance, he’ll do it in a chicago accent
Even in Arcadia has me reaching for a dictionary more than every Taylor Swift album combined
May 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Even in Arcadia has me reaching for a dictionary more than every Taylor Swift album combined
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I need straight people to walk like they have somewhere to be.
May 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I need straight people to walk like they have somewhere to be.
Millennials aren’t cringe, we just aren’t afraid to enjoy things
May 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Millennials aren’t cringe, we just aren’t afraid to enjoy things
“I just want to be high with Shakespeare, but instead I have to live in America in 2025.”
April 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“I just want to be high with Shakespeare, but instead I have to live in America in 2025.”
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doing the therapy my parents should have done is trickle down therapy
April 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
doing the therapy my parents should have done is trickle down therapy
other ladies who married their college sweethearts: do y’all also feel like you got the last chopper out of ‘Nam in terms of partners??
April 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
other ladies who married their college sweethearts: do y’all also feel like you got the last chopper out of ‘Nam in terms of partners??
Contemplating teaching summer school. Not because I necessarily need the money, but because I’d be able to wear hoodies all summer with the frigid aircon
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Contemplating teaching summer school. Not because I necessarily need the money, but because I’d be able to wear hoodies all summer with the frigid aircon
When you and your partner tell each other that you feel yourselves getting sick, but you forget he’s a guy so OF COURSE his man-flu is worse than your sniffles 😑
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When you and your partner tell each other that you feel yourselves getting sick, but you forget he’s a guy so OF COURSE his man-flu is worse than your sniffles 😑
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someday i will make the kind of friends who are still willing to be friends with me even when i have periods where i can't uphold my end of the friendship bargain due to mental health issues and autism and extreme burnout but today is not that day 😀
March 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
someday i will make the kind of friends who are still willing to be friends with me even when i have periods where i can't uphold my end of the friendship bargain due to mental health issues and autism and extreme burnout but today is not that day 😀
I didn’t have Jamie Campbell Bower doing Quinn audios on my 2025 bingo card, but I’m also not complaining AT ALL 🫠
March 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I didn’t have Jamie Campbell Bower doing Quinn audios on my 2025 bingo card, but I’m also not complaining AT ALL 🫠
Why am I, an English teacher, being made to watch a video about the power of word choice at this PD? I have a whole-ass degree in this exact field
March 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why am I, an English teacher, being made to watch a video about the power of word choice at this PD? I have a whole-ass degree in this exact field
I really should start a TPT for all my brilliant lesson ideas
March 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I really should start a TPT for all my brilliant lesson ideas