We're going to need a bigger chicken.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We're going to need a bigger chicken.
I'm not a medical doctor, but. Could a bruise be considered an internal bleed?
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm not a medical doctor, but. Could a bruise be considered an internal bleed?
"Do a flip!"
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"Do a flip!"
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
I didn't say Jr, nor did I think it would be a compelling contest. I don't even know if Gavin can throw a punch, or has any trademark moves, other than a social media team that is very entertaining.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I didn't say Jr, nor did I think it would be a compelling contest. I don't even know if Gavin can throw a punch, or has any trademark moves, other than a social media team that is very entertaining.
Is it UFC? I don't keep up with either, my bad.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Is it UFC? I don't keep up with either, my bad.
*I check if I can make an annonymous crypto bet*
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
*I check if I can make an annonymous crypto bet*
Bring back Celebrity Death Match! We can have the Gavin/Don Deathmatch at the proposed WH MMA event!
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Bring back Celebrity Death Match! We can have the Gavin/Don Deathmatch at the proposed WH MMA event!
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
An apple in his mouth, trussed up, and stuck on a spit over a rotisserie fire; would shut that piggy up...
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An apple in his mouth, trussed up, and stuck on a spit over a rotisserie fire; would shut that piggy up...
This can't be the stupidest. Stupider is always around the corner...
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This can't be the stupidest. Stupider is always around the corner...
I just figured it was some commemorative coin that of course had his face on botj sides. The "flip" was pointless.
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just figured it was some commemorative coin that of course had his face on botj sides. The "flip" was pointless.
At least we are saving the cost of his paycheck, right? RIGHT?!?
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
At least we are saving the cost of his paycheck, right? RIGHT?!?
Is Dunkin union? I missed that in my IATSE union meetings.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Is Dunkin union? I missed that in my IATSE union meetings.
Can we just give him a Hot Wheels shaped like an Auto pen. I mean heck, go all out and get him one of those pens that still writes when you are an astronaut in space, and up is totally unclear on the galactic plane.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Can we just give him a Hot Wheels shaped like an Auto pen. I mean heck, go all out and get him one of those pens that still writes when you are an astronaut in space, and up is totally unclear on the galactic plane.
I mean, just the tip, just the edges of Poland...
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I mean, just the tip, just the edges of Poland...
More for you mate, I don't like it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
More for you mate, I don't like it.
Not even a, "no", but rather a whole hearted, "Fuck no!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Not even a, "no", but rather a whole hearted, "Fuck no!"
Oh no, there were no MINOs (MAGA In Name Only) that didn't mind that fact, eh?
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh no, there were no MINOs (MAGA In Name Only) that didn't mind that fact, eh?
I thought you could 3D print corporate types in that printer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I thought you could 3D print corporate types in that printer.
Aren't we, I mean the Trump administration, going to rescue him?
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Aren't we, I mean the Trump administration, going to rescue him?
We still grow peanuts here? Or did that all stop after Carter took the White House?
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We still grow peanuts here? Or did that all stop after Carter took the White House?
They say it was lowered into a bucket? Like a trash can with a Trump logo and WH Seal on it?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They say it was lowered into a bucket? Like a trash can with a Trump logo and WH Seal on it?