Sorta An Actual Unicorn
@asilig713.bsky.social
Made in the 90s. Sarcastic. Silly. Cute. Melodramatic. Etc.
Social Justice Commentary plus Corny Jokes.
Typos every few Tweets.
I use She/Her Pronouns. 💕🍉
Social Justice Commentary plus Corny Jokes.
Typos every few Tweets.
I use She/Her Pronouns. 💕🍉
My BlueSky account is so dead.
That's why I spend so little time over here.
Can anyone recommend me accounts to follow?
I like cats & other furry creatures.
I support Palestine, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, etc.
Also, I like to rant/comment about pop culture stuff.
That's why I spend so little time over here.
Can anyone recommend me accounts to follow?
I like cats & other furry creatures.
I support Palestine, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, etc.
Also, I like to rant/comment about pop culture stuff.
October 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My BlueSky account is so dead.
That's why I spend so little time over here.
Can anyone recommend me accounts to follow?
I like cats & other furry creatures.
I support Palestine, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, etc.
Also, I like to rant/comment about pop culture stuff.
That's why I spend so little time over here.
Can anyone recommend me accounts to follow?
I like cats & other furry creatures.
I support Palestine, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, etc.
Also, I like to rant/comment about pop culture stuff.
The right wing homophobic, racist?!
OK then....if I say what's on my mind I will get banned
OK then....if I say what's on my mind I will get banned
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The right wing homophobic, racist?!
OK then....if I say what's on my mind I will get banned
OK then....if I say what's on my mind I will get banned
My day has been awful....and the cumulation of the day is that my phone mash up.
It fell, the screen shattered and now the screen is totally black.
Does anyone know where I can get same day phone repairs in Half Way Tree?
It fell, the screen shattered and now the screen is totally black.
Does anyone know where I can get same day phone repairs in Half Way Tree?
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My day has been awful....and the cumulation of the day is that my phone mash up.
It fell, the screen shattered and now the screen is totally black.
Does anyone know where I can get same day phone repairs in Half Way Tree?
It fell, the screen shattered and now the screen is totally black.
Does anyone know where I can get same day phone repairs in Half Way Tree?
I think so....It was definitely sometime in the last few years.
They say it hurt business productivity & it's bad for the economy to have two national holidays (Aug. 1st & Aug. 6th) so close together cuz a lot places are closed.
They can shut up forever tbh!
They love money ah likkle bit too much!
They say it hurt business productivity & it's bad for the economy to have two national holidays (Aug. 1st & Aug. 6th) so close together cuz a lot places are closed.
They can shut up forever tbh!
They love money ah likkle bit too much!
Hey a never last year PSOJ did waah tek whe emancipation day?? smdh Yeeeah we haven’t forgotten that….anywho emancipation day y’all!!
August 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think so....It was definitely sometime in the last few years.
They say it hurt business productivity & it's bad for the economy to have two national holidays (Aug. 1st & Aug. 6th) so close together cuz a lot places are closed.
They can shut up forever tbh!
They love money ah likkle bit too much!
They say it hurt business productivity & it's bad for the economy to have two national holidays (Aug. 1st & Aug. 6th) so close together cuz a lot places are closed.
They can shut up forever tbh!
They love money ah likkle bit too much!
Thank God!
It should never happened in the first place.
I'm so tired of hearing about this awful show.
It should never happened in the first place.
I'm so tired of hearing about this awful show.
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thank God!
It should never happened in the first place.
I'm so tired of hearing about this awful show.
It should never happened in the first place.
I'm so tired of hearing about this awful show.
Israel?
Why? What is the reason?
Why would someone want anything to do with that genocidal country?
This speaks volumes about his character tbh...
Why? What is the reason?
Why would someone want anything to do with that genocidal country?
This speaks volumes about his character tbh...
July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Israel?
Why? What is the reason?
Why would someone want anything to do with that genocidal country?
This speaks volumes about his character tbh...
Why? What is the reason?
Why would someone want anything to do with that genocidal country?
This speaks volumes about his character tbh...
It's my birthday!
I cannot believe I survived another year cuz my mental & physical health hasn't been great for some time.
I'm OK being alive right now.
There are lots of things I still wish were different but I am trying hard to change my life...
Now I'm just say ah one more year pon mi opps dem!❤
I cannot believe I survived another year cuz my mental & physical health hasn't been great for some time.
I'm OK being alive right now.
There are lots of things I still wish were different but I am trying hard to change my life...
Now I'm just say ah one more year pon mi opps dem!❤
July 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's my birthday!
I cannot believe I survived another year cuz my mental & physical health hasn't been great for some time.
I'm OK being alive right now.
There are lots of things I still wish were different but I am trying hard to change my life...
Now I'm just say ah one more year pon mi opps dem!❤
I cannot believe I survived another year cuz my mental & physical health hasn't been great for some time.
I'm OK being alive right now.
There are lots of things I still wish were different but I am trying hard to change my life...
Now I'm just say ah one more year pon mi opps dem!❤
Can anyone recommend a couple professional, affordable hair salons in Kingston?
I need options. I want my hair washed & braided next weekend.
I need options. I want my hair washed & braided next weekend.
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can anyone recommend a couple professional, affordable hair salons in Kingston?
I need options. I want my hair washed & braided next weekend.
I need options. I want my hair washed & braided next weekend.
Birth control isn't perfect.
Accidents happen even when people are careful.
It's confusing to me though when people who don't want kids decide to keep an accidental pregnancy.
Parenthood when you don't want it will ruin your life.
Like? You're attached to the idea of someone who's not even born yet.
Accidents happen even when people are careful.
It's confusing to me though when people who don't want kids decide to keep an accidental pregnancy.
Parenthood when you don't want it will ruin your life.
Like? You're attached to the idea of someone who's not even born yet.
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Birth control isn't perfect.
Accidents happen even when people are careful.
It's confusing to me though when people who don't want kids decide to keep an accidental pregnancy.
Parenthood when you don't want it will ruin your life.
Like? You're attached to the idea of someone who's not even born yet.
Accidents happen even when people are careful.
It's confusing to me though when people who don't want kids decide to keep an accidental pregnancy.
Parenthood when you don't want it will ruin your life.
Like? You're attached to the idea of someone who's not even born yet.
Trump is so rude!
And Liberia's President should have put him in his place.
There are professional ways to let someone know they are out of line. Trump was being racist & condescending.
And Liberia's President should have put him in his place.
There are professional ways to let someone know they are out of line. Trump was being racist & condescending.
Donald Trump asks the President of Liberia, “Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?”
The official language of Liberia is English.
The official language of Liberia is English.
July 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Trump is so rude!
And Liberia's President should have put him in his place.
There are professional ways to let someone know they are out of line. Trump was being racist & condescending.
And Liberia's President should have put him in his place.
There are professional ways to let someone know they are out of line. Trump was being racist & condescending.
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obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf
Pride Month is almost over & nothing gay has happened to me!😢
June 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pride Month is almost over & nothing gay has happened to me!😢
I cannot believe Pride is half over & I nuh go out one weekend yet.
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I cannot believe Pride is half over & I nuh go out one weekend yet.
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & Emily's exit pisses me off still. The anti-choice noise is exhausting!
How yuh must give up your Olympic dream for an accidental pregnancy? The fuck kinda ending was that?
Yes, the actress got pregnant but the writers were lazy w/writing Emily's exit. It was bad!
How yuh must give up your Olympic dream for an accidental pregnancy? The fuck kinda ending was that?
Yes, the actress got pregnant but the writers were lazy w/writing Emily's exit. It was bad!
June 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & Emily's exit pisses me off still. The anti-choice noise is exhausting!
How yuh must give up your Olympic dream for an accidental pregnancy? The fuck kinda ending was that?
Yes, the actress got pregnant but the writers were lazy w/writing Emily's exit. It was bad!
How yuh must give up your Olympic dream for an accidental pregnancy? The fuck kinda ending was that?
Yes, the actress got pregnant but the writers were lazy w/writing Emily's exit. It was bad!
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & some one plz tell me why Lauren was given so many chances?
Is it just cuz her family invested in the Gym?
Like many others she endured a lot BUT she constantly back stabbed others.
She was an evil monster that used her troubles as an excuse for her bad behaviour.
Is it just cuz her family invested in the Gym?
Like many others she endured a lot BUT she constantly back stabbed others.
She was an evil monster that used her troubles as an excuse for her bad behaviour.
June 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & some one plz tell me why Lauren was given so many chances?
Is it just cuz her family invested in the Gym?
Like many others she endured a lot BUT she constantly back stabbed others.
She was an evil monster that used her troubles as an excuse for her bad behaviour.
Is it just cuz her family invested in the Gym?
Like many others she endured a lot BUT she constantly back stabbed others.
She was an evil monster that used her troubles as an excuse for her bad behaviour.
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & My God was Chole an awful mother.
Everyone in the fandom used to dump on Emily for being a brat & being mean to her mom BUT she deserved it.
Did no one realize that that girl was just stressed out cuz her life was hectic & she couldn't rely on her mother at all.
Everyone in the fandom used to dump on Emily for being a brat & being mean to her mom BUT she deserved it.
Did no one realize that that girl was just stressed out cuz her life was hectic & she couldn't rely on her mother at all.
June 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Re-watching 'Make it or Break it' & My God was Chole an awful mother.
Everyone in the fandom used to dump on Emily for being a brat & being mean to her mom BUT she deserved it.
Did no one realize that that girl was just stressed out cuz her life was hectic & she couldn't rely on her mother at all.
Everyone in the fandom used to dump on Emily for being a brat & being mean to her mom BUT she deserved it.
Did no one realize that that girl was just stressed out cuz her life was hectic & she couldn't rely on her mother at all.
It's Pride month & mi deh yah inna class instead of frolicking with the gays or kissing some cute butch.
*sighs*😢
*sighs*😢
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's Pride month & mi deh yah inna class instead of frolicking with the gays or kissing some cute butch.
*sighs*😢
*sighs*😢
It's June aka Pride Month.
No one is allowed to be mean to me. If you're mean to me it's automatically homopbobia.
No one is allowed to be mean to me. If you're mean to me it's automatically homopbobia.
June 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's June aka Pride Month.
No one is allowed to be mean to me. If you're mean to me it's automatically homopbobia.
No one is allowed to be mean to me. If you're mean to me it's automatically homopbobia.
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Stretch before doing anything physical.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Stretch before doing anything physical.
Let AirBnB die already!
Airbnb announces ‘Airbnb Services,’ a new feature that lets you book the following through their app:
• Private chefs
• Personal trainers
• Party catering
• Yoga instructors
• Photographers
• Hair stylists
• Nail technicians
• Masseuses
+ more!
• Private chefs
• Personal trainers
• Party catering
• Yoga instructors
• Photographers
• Hair stylists
• Nail technicians
• Masseuses
+ more!
May 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Let AirBnB die already!
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Watching a Communist country systematically tear down a capitalist country's economy in real time is clearing up my skin, decreasing my cortisol and growing my hair.
I will see the downfall of US capitalism in my lifetime. I promise you that.
Happy Sunday.🫶🏾✨
I will see the downfall of US capitalism in my lifetime. I promise you that.
Happy Sunday.🫶🏾✨
April 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Watching a Communist country systematically tear down a capitalist country's economy in real time is clearing up my skin, decreasing my cortisol and growing my hair.
I will see the downfall of US capitalism in my lifetime. I promise you that.
Happy Sunday.🫶🏾✨
I will see the downfall of US capitalism in my lifetime. I promise you that.
Happy Sunday.🫶🏾✨
It's lesbian visibility day and I have no cute butch/stud to shower with kisses.
Life is so unfair!😢
Life is so unfair!😢
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's lesbian visibility day and I have no cute butch/stud to shower with kisses.
Life is so unfair!😢
Life is so unfair!😢
Been gone for a long time but back again....
What's up people?
What's up people?
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Been gone for a long time but back again....
What's up people?
What's up people?