askegg
@askegg.bsky.social
Revolutions squashed, chickens hypnotised, drains unblocked, armies defeated, diseases cured.
Don't tell me, show me.
Don't tell me, show me.
Milo injured himself and has been placed on methadone for pain relief. At least it will help with his heroine addiction.
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Milo injured himself and has been placed on methadone for pain relief. At least it will help with his heroine addiction.
Take a break and grab a frozen yogurt. It’s a small and temporary pleasure in an insane world.
August 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Take a break and grab a frozen yogurt. It’s a small and temporary pleasure in an insane world.
Australian federal election results so far.
For reference the Australian Labor Party (ALP) is the more progressive party, and they won in a landslide on a platform of acceptance, support, and inclusion.
For reference the Australian Labor Party (ALP) is the more progressive party, and they won in a landslide on a platform of acceptance, support, and inclusion.
May 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Australian federal election results so far.
For reference the Australian Labor Party (ALP) is the more progressive party, and they won in a landslide on a platform of acceptance, support, and inclusion.
For reference the Australian Labor Party (ALP) is the more progressive party, and they won in a landslide on a platform of acceptance, support, and inclusion.
Trump says he’s only responsible for the stock market after January 20th. Let’s have a look.
April 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Trump says he’s only responsible for the stock market after January 20th. Let’s have a look.
April 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dow Jones is still down around 10% from its high this year.
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dow Jones is still down around 10% from its high this year.
The Trump administration has calculated the “tariffs charged by other countries” by dividing the trade deficit by the US import. Essentially, the more the US buys, the more they will tax themselves. It’s insane.
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Trump administration has calculated the “tariffs charged by other countries” by dividing the trade deficit by the US import. Essentially, the more the US buys, the more they will tax themselves. It’s insane.
10 years ago I organised and hosted this event. Time flys.
April 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
10 years ago I organised and hosted this event. Time flys.
#CycloneAlfred is headed straight for me. If you’re in the path, make sure you’ve secured your property. Stay safe everyone.
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#CycloneAlfred is headed straight for me. If you’re in the path, make sure you’ve secured your property. Stay safe everyone.
Cyclone headed my way. I cannot remember any cyclone striking this far south before.
March 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Cyclone headed my way. I cannot remember any cyclone striking this far south before.
Does this include hair transplants?
February 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Does this include hair transplants?
Australia Post at their finest.
February 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Australia Post at their finest.
Their hypocrisy is crushing.
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Their hypocrisy is crushing.
The government wants a sample of my poo again.
February 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The government wants a sample of my poo again.
And now some eye candy. My cat.
February 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And now some eye candy. My cat.