Shocker
It’s almost like that was fantasy thinking from an android user making iPhone renders
Imagine if people listened to the guy who actually cares about design

Correct again
I’ve been correct since the iPhone 14 not having usbc (since I started calling people stupid)

Green especially
Slap a giant pink flower on that head and you have a lilligant cosplay in the works

Retirement account looking like it’s going to pay for 2-3 years of retirement then right back to work for me fuck this I’m managing my investments myself
Savings is 3.65% and so far my stock market return is 512% net return
We don’t talk about the crypto though, 43$ net loss…

These ones are comfy

Another thing a lot of people are saying right now is that in 2027 there will be an all display iPhone
A wrap around display is not something Apple will do
They also will not do a wrap around display that wraps the entire body

Stop listening to android users who make iPhone mockups

You guys can trust me on this my previous criticisms on iPhone renders and rumours have been spot on so far
Before the 17 launched everyone was saying they would be removing MagSafe magnets behind the Apple logo, I said that’s stupid and makes no sense, Apple ended up not removing them

Another one of my evil plots foiled
I just double Chinesed someone

Oh there’s a white one now? That’s pretty cool
I still need to finish modding my purple one to fit a Mac mini shell

Of course this shit was written by someone who worked for the bbc
A fool who do not use what he writes about
Half the article is just complaining about things people like and have been in place for 40 years without complaint
The other half is being condescending and rude to those who use it

Fuck man it taste so good this shits dangerous
I’m going back to coffee for my flavours

It may have been 8 servings