i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse

hating pumpkin pie is not cool or edgy. it’s disrespectful to the pie community

my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice

when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing

Them: “how many times have you played Kendrick’s new album?”

Me: Yes..

i still can’t believe they used asbestos for the fake snow in wizard of oz.

This week was a month.

not kendrick pulling a beyoncé

hearing women stage whisper explaining the plot to their boyfriends in a packed wicked screening... revenge for 15 years of marvel movies... music to my ears...

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>

both the wicked movie AND mysims coming out this week is really healing my inner child

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?