Aspasia Arliss
@aspasia13.bsky.social
Waiting for years for life to begin
Elrond: "So Mr Frodo, it appears you are living two lives. One life, you're a respectable hobbit living a comfortable life in Bag End. The other, you're a bearer of The One Ring. One of these lives has a future. The other DOES NOT."
Frodo: "I want my phone call."
Frodo: "I want my phone call."
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Elrond: "So Mr Frodo, it appears you are living two lives. One life, you're a respectable hobbit living a comfortable life in Bag End. The other, you're a bearer of The One Ring. One of these lives has a future. The other DOES NOT."
Frodo: "I want my phone call."
Frodo: "I want my phone call."
I'm still hoping we can achieve peace in the occupied Middle West.
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I'm still hoping we can achieve peace in the occupied Middle West.
Someone needs to make a movie about a modern foreign invasion and high schoolers who mount a rebellion and call it Orange Dawn
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Someone needs to make a movie about a modern foreign invasion and high schoolers who mount a rebellion and call it Orange Dawn
Due to an international mixup stemming from the term "Football", the New York Giants will now be playing the World Cup according to FIFA Fofum rules.
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Due to an international mixup stemming from the term "Football", the New York Giants will now be playing the World Cup according to FIFA Fofum rules.
Apparently Army Rangers don't like it when you ask where the Army Druids are
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Apparently Army Rangers don't like it when you ask where the Army Druids are
When it comes to Evil vs Good, its handy when there's labels that explicitly show who is Good so you can tell who is Evil.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When it comes to Evil vs Good, its handy when there's labels that explicitly show who is Good so you can tell who is Evil.
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It's at times like this, when the world is falling apart around us, that I ask myself "Just how happy IS a clam anyways?"
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It's at times like this, when the world is falling apart around us, that I ask myself "Just how happy IS a clam anyways?"
Red Riding Hood: "Oh my, grandma. What big teeth you have!"
Grandma: "All the better to make an impression at the furry convention, my dear!"
Grandma: "All the better to make an impression at the furry convention, my dear!"
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Red Riding Hood: "Oh my, grandma. What big teeth you have!"
Grandma: "All the better to make an impression at the furry convention, my dear!"
Grandma: "All the better to make an impression at the furry convention, my dear!"
If I ever get to name a dog I'll call it karma, because then if it bites you it's clear it's your own fault. Plus hopefully it's a girl dog so I can say karma is a bitch.
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 AM
If I ever get to name a dog I'll call it karma, because then if it bites you it's clear it's your own fault. Plus hopefully it's a girl dog so I can say karma is a bitch.
So if an asexual has a heart problem and uses an ACE inhibitor, do they become unable to do anything?
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So if an asexual has a heart problem and uses an ACE inhibitor, do they become unable to do anything?
Never task One Punch Man with providing a variety of beverages for the party.
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Never task One Punch Man with providing a variety of beverages for the party.
Secretly replaces ChatGPT with CatGPT. It responds to all prompts one of 4 ways:
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Secretly replaces ChatGPT with CatGPT. It responds to all prompts one of 4 ways:
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
Marie Kondo: "Get rid of anything that does not bring joy"
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Marie Kondo: "Get rid of anything that does not bring joy"
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
So there are kidney beans but no pancreas beans
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So there are kidney beans but no pancreas beans
So this weekend I have lots to do. I've got appointments to make, bills to pay, rooms to clean, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So this weekend I have lots to do. I've got appointments to make, bills to pay, rooms to clean, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
"Fronds, Roses, and Gardenfolk, lend me your corn ears! I come to bury seeds, not to eat them!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Fronds, Roses, and Gardenfolk, lend me your corn ears! I come to bury seeds, not to eat them!"
If I start misunderstanding what people are asking and giving them answers for things they aren't looking for, will articles be written saying I'm trying to take over jobs from AI?
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If I start misunderstanding what people are asking and giving them answers for things they aren't looking for, will articles be written saying I'm trying to take over jobs from AI?
Most people: "Magic isn't real"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Most people: "Magic isn't real"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Debates on the internet: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a adult, I went online and continued all of that."
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Debates on the internet: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a adult, I went online and continued all of that."
So if someone has one human parent and one centaur parent, does that make them a quarter horse?
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So if someone has one human parent and one centaur parent, does that make them a quarter horse?
When conventional wisdom fails, people start to look for alternatives. Such as chemical, biological, and nuclear wisdom
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When conventional wisdom fails, people start to look for alternatives. Such as chemical, biological, and nuclear wisdom
I found a boxelder bug in my house today. I named it Pliny.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I found a boxelder bug in my house today. I named it Pliny.
Fey: "May I have your attention?"
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fey: "May I have your attention?"
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.