Scott
@aspirationalname.bsky.social
Recent social media convert. 🏳️🌈
Aura deficient, I'm taking oral aura meds
Legally boring
Gay. Half White and Navajo
Neurodivergent.
Slowly learning DaVinci Resolve.
Aura deficient, I'm taking oral aura meds
Legally boring
Gay. Half White and Navajo
Neurodivergent.
Slowly learning DaVinci Resolve.
I had several mishaps today, so I'm anxiety ridden and farting around on my phone. I had to rewash all the silverware, leaving me with my 2 backup spoons. I also cut my leg on the dishwasher and it bled for a suspiciously long time. (I'm on to you, blood)
In B&W so I can call it a photo essay.
In B&W so I can call it a photo essay.
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I had several mishaps today, so I'm anxiety ridden and farting around on my phone. I had to rewash all the silverware, leaving me with my 2 backup spoons. I also cut my leg on the dishwasher and it bled for a suspiciously long time. (I'm on to you, blood)
In B&W so I can call it a photo essay.
In B&W so I can call it a photo essay.
Trump was just caught on tape calling them the Uncstein files cover your children's ears.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump was just caught on tape calling them the Uncstein files cover your children's ears.
The lack of Christmas fentanyl in the air from the chemtrail contrails really put a dour mood on everyone this Christmas. It snowed once, and it was gone the next day. Leave those boats alone, Mr. President!
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The lack of Christmas fentanyl in the air from the chemtrail contrails really put a dour mood on everyone this Christmas. It snowed once, and it was gone the next day. Leave those boats alone, Mr. President!
I think I want to fight back against the computers. How would they feel if I took their job? With my abilities, I could maybe be a spam bot.
I will alternate between posting Bible scriptures, "show feet," and random strings of emojis. (The dark trinity of bots)
Now, off to set up 100,000 accounts.
I will alternate between posting Bible scriptures, "show feet," and random strings of emojis. (The dark trinity of bots)
Now, off to set up 100,000 accounts.
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I think I want to fight back against the computers. How would they feel if I took their job? With my abilities, I could maybe be a spam bot.
I will alternate between posting Bible scriptures, "show feet," and random strings of emojis. (The dark trinity of bots)
Now, off to set up 100,000 accounts.
I will alternate between posting Bible scriptures, "show feet," and random strings of emojis. (The dark trinity of bots)
Now, off to set up 100,000 accounts.
Every time I get something wrong, my brain just glosses over it like i'm still right, and I must have been thinking about something else in my vast store of knowledge.
"What a crappy Monday"
"It's Tuesday"
"Oh, I must have been thinking about Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday"
"What a crappy Monday"
"It's Tuesday"
"Oh, I must have been thinking about Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday"
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Every time I get something wrong, my brain just glosses over it like i'm still right, and I must have been thinking about something else in my vast store of knowledge.
"What a crappy Monday"
"It's Tuesday"
"Oh, I must have been thinking about Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday"
"What a crappy Monday"
"It's Tuesday"
"Oh, I must have been thinking about Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday"
My grandmother sends envelopes of cash to us every Christmas. This year a single piece of candy was inside as well. I just thought it was funny.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My grandmother sends envelopes of cash to us every Christmas. This year a single piece of candy was inside as well. I just thought it was funny.
Everyone is saying give us ALL the names, but the president said to just release the names of democrats to "embarrass them."
"Did you hear X is in the files? How embarrassing!"
They really just want us to cancel the people in the files. What a joke.
"Did you hear X is in the files? How embarrassing!"
They really just want us to cancel the people in the files. What a joke.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is saying give us ALL the names, but the president said to just release the names of democrats to "embarrass them."
"Did you hear X is in the files? How embarrassing!"
They really just want us to cancel the people in the files. What a joke.
"Did you hear X is in the files? How embarrassing!"
They really just want us to cancel the people in the files. What a joke.
At the store today, three guys were passing me, and the nearest one squints me down and says to the other two, "Oh it's one of those."
I'm not sure what he meant, but I left the house looking like this.
I'm not sure what he meant, but I left the house looking like this.
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
At the store today, three guys were passing me, and the nearest one squints me down and says to the other two, "Oh it's one of those."
I'm not sure what he meant, but I left the house looking like this.
I'm not sure what he meant, but I left the house looking like this.
My retired Christmas stocking. Might bring it back next year or use it to tote the bread from all the bread lines we'll have this time next Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My retired Christmas stocking. Might bring it back next year or use it to tote the bread from all the bread lines we'll have this time next Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Nephew is calling everyone bro and broski, but mostly his mom.
I'm holding back on saying brosephiash for now. It might be too advanced for his age.
I'm holding back on saying brosephiash for now. It might be too advanced for his age.
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Nephew is calling everyone bro and broski, but mostly his mom.
I'm holding back on saying brosephiash for now. It might be too advanced for his age.
I'm holding back on saying brosephiash for now. It might be too advanced for his age.
Nephew got shoes, but insists his shoe size is 6 7.
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Nephew got shoes, but insists his shoe size is 6 7.
Sisters bf is surly as hell. Will continue to ignore.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sisters bf is surly as hell. Will continue to ignore.
Merry Christmas! I am psyching myself up to meet the family by trying not to completely drain a vape pen.
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Merry Christmas! I am psyching myself up to meet the family by trying not to completely drain a vape pen.
Was awoken far too early, doing a mirror dusting in case Xmas guests really need the clarity to see up their nose.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Was awoken far too early, doing a mirror dusting in case Xmas guests really need the clarity to see up their nose.
The annoying thing about a new walking path is cataloging all the new road garbage.
But it has been days since I've seen the 16.9 oz water bottle full of piss. I'm always worried someone is going to swerve into it.
But it has been days since I've seen the 16.9 oz water bottle full of piss. I'm always worried someone is going to swerve into it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The annoying thing about a new walking path is cataloging all the new road garbage.
But it has been days since I've seen the 16.9 oz water bottle full of piss. I'm always worried someone is going to swerve into it.
But it has been days since I've seen the 16.9 oz water bottle full of piss. I'm always worried someone is going to swerve into it.
It's relatively warm, so I'm off to do a hair reveal for my new walking path. Gotta prove I'm more than some random guy in a hoodie stalking the streets. I'm also easily identifiable.
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's relatively warm, so I'm off to do a hair reveal for my new walking path. Gotta prove I'm more than some random guy in a hoodie stalking the streets. I'm also easily identifiable.
The rise of the machines is a bit more personal than I expected.
I don't use chat bots, so they sent me a proxy.
I don't use chat bots, so they sent me a proxy.
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The rise of the machines is a bit more personal than I expected.
I don't use chat bots, so they sent me a proxy.
I don't use chat bots, so they sent me a proxy.
Do authors think it would be too far if their fictional magic systems were able to cure cancer?
We can regrow limbs, cure a cold, and make you immune to fire, but cancer is different for story reasons.
We can regrow limbs, cure a cold, and make you immune to fire, but cancer is different for story reasons.
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Do authors think it would be too far if their fictional magic systems were able to cure cancer?
We can regrow limbs, cure a cold, and make you immune to fire, but cancer is different for story reasons.
We can regrow limbs, cure a cold, and make you immune to fire, but cancer is different for story reasons.
I've been attempting to summon some Christmas spirit, mostly by wearing my only X-mas shirt every couple of days and looking at the lights on my walks. It might be working? Possess me Christmas demons I let you in.
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I've been attempting to summon some Christmas spirit, mostly by wearing my only X-mas shirt every couple of days and looking at the lights on my walks. It might be working? Possess me Christmas demons I let you in.
'Nuff said has everyone clapped energy.
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
'Nuff said has everyone clapped energy.
We are in the era of "I'll allow it" and "That's unbelievably illegal, so stop maybe."
Hundreds of good acting jobs were lost when the movies stopped featuring exasperated judges.
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We are in the era of "I'll allow it" and "That's unbelievably illegal, so stop maybe."
I need to know why my phone swipe typing randomly adds a "b" or a "v" at random intervals. b will typically go before a word and v can be before or after, but it usually does a sandwich.
Like this
b kitten
v chicken v
I notice the b'a and delete, but the v's can slip through.
Like this
b kitten
v chicken v
I notice the b'a and delete, but the v's can slip through.
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I need to know why my phone swipe typing randomly adds a "b" or a "v" at random intervals. b will typically go before a word and v can be before or after, but it usually does a sandwich.
Like this
b kitten
v chicken v
I notice the b'a and delete, but the v's can slip through.
Like this
b kitten
v chicken v
I notice the b'a and delete, but the v's can slip through.
When does the "U.S. Department of Look Over There, Whoa That's Crazy" officially open?
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
When does the "U.S. Department of Look Over There, Whoa That's Crazy" officially open?
I did have a couple of pieces of the discount chocolate bar. It's Lindt so it's fine. But I aways thought about the fact that I could break 10 of these in the store and that would be $150.
I didn't even think about buying them. Just, "What if I snapped all of these in half? It wouldn't take long."
I didn't even think about buying them. Just, "What if I snapped all of these in half? It wouldn't take long."
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I did have a couple of pieces of the discount chocolate bar. It's Lindt so it's fine. But I aways thought about the fact that I could break 10 of these in the store and that would be $150.
I didn't even think about buying them. Just, "What if I snapped all of these in half? It wouldn't take long."
I didn't even think about buying them. Just, "What if I snapped all of these in half? It wouldn't take long."
I want to comb through the Epstein files, but i'm VERY paranoid that people visiting the government website are going to be extra monitored by AI from that point on. Are there ads?
Say hi to me when our cyber ghosts are put into that White House ballroom data center.
My only precautions pictured.
Say hi to me when our cyber ghosts are put into that White House ballroom data center.
My only precautions pictured.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I want to comb through the Epstein files, but i'm VERY paranoid that people visiting the government website are going to be extra monitored by AI from that point on. Are there ads?
Say hi to me when our cyber ghosts are put into that White House ballroom data center.
My only precautions pictured.
Say hi to me when our cyber ghosts are put into that White House ballroom data center.
My only precautions pictured.