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Alice
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Finally finished Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader and I like how it makes kindness seem a bizarre choice. Dogmatic megamurder, oh sure you gotta, for the Emperor doncha know. Wacky heresy, ah yeah, people do get into that, don't they. But compassion and consideration, mate I gotta ask, are you okay?
August 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I won't reel off Edinburgh festival picks but if you're following me because of PC games, Stampin' in the Graveyard makes magical transformative use of trashed PCs. I was delighted by each turn as they were variously worn, illuminated, gazed into, held aloft, more. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
August 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hip hip hooray, yesterday was the Burryman's day!
August 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Checking in on my last (final?) gameswords one year later... Epic, EA, Rockstar, and Ubisoft's clients have all forgotten my password again since I last used them. A perennial post. www.rockpapershotgun.com/if-i-never-w...
If I never write about video games ever again, let this be my final plea
Will every lousy unwanted PC game store launcher actually remember my password when I tick the box telling it to remember my password.
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May 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's now a year since I left Rock Paper Shotgun and I still haven't written anything longer than a Christmas card. I'm still looking for something new and don't know if I'll ever write again. But I have learned dry stone walling and volunteered lots on river cleanup and landscaping, which is nice.
April 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Full suit of plate armour fashioned from Displate metal posters.
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I have kept updating my blog of mod readme files every now and then, by the way. Interesting ideas, funny phrases, unavoidable pornography, and such. readmedottxt.tumblr.com
January 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hot tip for my fellow meatheads this Christmas: white Toblerone contains the most protein, with a muscle-maxing 22g grams of 'tein per full-size Tobe. I know I'll be slamming at least six on the day myself.
December 20, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Tired: the Star Trek TNG episode with the brainwashing video game is absurd because WESLEY CRUSHER rejects gaming?!
Wired: it's perfect because Wes would decry this as a casual baby game.
Inspired: it's absurd because Wes doesn't use this as an opportunity to once again fail to start a LAN party.
December 13, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Christmas lifehack: you can chant "Now bring us some figgy pudding!" pretty much anywhere in any circumstances, and your odds of success won't be any lower. Give it a go!
December 10, 2024 at 10:57 AM
I also celebrated Cyber Monday by finishing a new Hackers pager, this time in Cereal Killer yellow. Main change was redrawing the display decal. Still not sure if I think it's better.
December 2, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Wishing a very merry Cyber Monday to you and yr subnet! May you receive ops in your favourite IRC channel and greetz in a mod's readme.
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I'm as excited for Christmas as the next person who has already watched 35 Christmas movies since the start of November, but PLEASE remember the cyberpunks in your life. Their main annual festival, Cyber Monday was this year pushed into December and risks being drowned in mulled wine.
December 1, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Counter-Strike 2's new Edinburgh map is cute enough, smooshing together some recognisable corners and architectural elements. But serious video game tourists must also visit Leith Waterworld via the Garry's Mod map for Trouble In Terrorist Town, which I've just noticed was remastered in 2020.
November 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by Alice
Spent an hour today with @v21.bsky.social's "Downpour", an app for making little games on your phone (still in beta). Made one about our cats called "Where's Madeleine?". Perhaps my greatest work? Takes 2-5 minutes depending on how good you are at finding Madeleine.
downpour.games/~holly/where...
January 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Rediscovered my 2006 pitch for a smartphone with ghost detection capabilities. Non-visible spectrum camera, EMF sensor, ultra-sensitive microphone with real-time reverse function, digital thermometer etc. Ultimately, my clients decided to instead invent the iPhone. Still, it worked out for them!
December 14, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Christmas romcom pitch: a Romeo & Juliet between a builder and a burner of the Gävle goat.
December 5, 2023 at 9:24 AM
The most alien part of American Christmas movies is music. A whole party singing The 12 Days of Christmas without drawing out FIVE! GOOOLD! RIIINGS! Away in a Manger set to a whole different tune. And though it's their most sung song, I don't believe Up on the Housetop exists outside these movies.
November 26, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Autumn in Big Tree Country.
November 19, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Erotica.
November 5, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Halloween prank tip: before squirting fake blood up a nostril so it will alarmingly trickle down over the course of a Teams meeting (which you will refuse to acknowledge), do check you picked up the bottle of fake blood and not the bottle of blood-red skin-melting chemical exfoliation. Tingly!
October 31, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Still no signups for my new film studies class: An Electro-Industrial Education, From Network To Video Nasties. The viewing list is all movies with dialogue sampled by 80s & 90s industrial bands.

Final project is critiquing a fictional song from a band of your choice and its use of movie samples.
August 20, 2023 at 10:06 AM