Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics
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A catalogue of excentric moments of the wackiest yet peaceful region. Now on Bluesky.
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Vladimir Cerrón, fugitive far-left Peruvian party leader, tweeted to gay right-wing MP Alejandro Cavero "if you don't have ovaries, assume your true sexual identify".

Cavero fired back, claiming he has more balls than Cerrón and challenged him to a personal confrontation.
Alejandro Cavero:
I assume my sexual orientation proudly Vladimir Cerrón. Unlike other cowards that hide like moles so they don't have to face justice. This is lack of 🥚🥚.

If you believe you are so courageous, give me the time and the place so we can meet each other. In the process, I get half a million soles [~150 k USD] in reward.

Vladimir Cerrón: 
If you don't have ovaries, assume your true sexual identify. Or you decide your biology?
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia retweeted our post on Twitter 👀
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President Javier Milei of Argentina had a rock show to celebrate his new book, called "La Construcción del Milagro" (The Construction of the Miracle).
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President Gustavo Petro on a quoted tweet "But I like to get naked".
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When announcing President Gustavo Petro of Colombia had his visa revoked, the US Department of State initially tagged a brazilian journalist (Gustavo Petró) instead of him.
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Romeu Zema, Governor of Minas Gerais in Brazil, posted an AI video of him being in a knight armor to criticize a recently defeated constitutional ammendment.
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President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador suddently tweeted an "unpopular opinion", that Rogue One is actually a good movie.
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia tweeted an image of him being hugged by President Lula of Brazil during an UN event.
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After United Kingdom recognized Palestine, the son of israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu tweeted "I recognize the Malvinas Islands as part of Argentina! 🇦🇷".
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There is a brazilian councillor called "Good Lula", which is a Lula lookalike who was elected by Bolsonaro's party (PL).
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Bomba Patch, a popular brazilian PES mod for the PS2, added a new version with teams based on those for and against Bolsonaro's amnesty.
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The Municipality of Lima has decided to have a special event celebrating the life of Charlie Kirk in their Magic Water Tour.

The tribute to Kirk will have water screen projections and dance presentations. It will happen on October 4.
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Chilean pollster La Cosa Nostra surveyed a hypothetical Allende vs Pinochet presidential runoff. These were the results:
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Campaign video of colombian presidential candidate Abelardo de la Espriella where he compares himself with a tiger.
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After Peru won an international breakfast competition, Mayor Rafael "Porky" López Aliaga posted an image of himself eating a chicharrón with Looney Tunes music.
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President Dina Boluarte of Peru signs "Happy Birthday to you" for Pope Leo XIV, the first peruvian head of the Catholic Church.
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President Gustavo Petro posted a painting which depicts him receiving the Sword of Bolívar from Simón Bolívar himself.
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To celebrate a recent football victory, the Peruvian Congress posted an image of Congresito saying "¡Perú es clave!".
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During a heated parliamentary debate in Mexico, opposition senator Alito Moreno and Senate President Gerardo Noroña had a fight.
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President Nicolás Maduro of Venezuela mandated a maritime march to intimidate the US, but he did it with small fishing boats.
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As part of the recent escalations in the Peru-Colombia border, the Peruvian Navy transferred the Moche erotic huaco to the contested Island.
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During a recent cabinet meeting, President Gustavo Petro of Colombia had a weird (and historically inaccurate) speech where he claimed that Simón Bolívar died because he couldn't find a new wife.
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Rodrigo Paz, who won yesterday's bolivian presidential election, had his cellphone stolen during the celebrations.
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Movimiento al Socialismo, dominant party in Bolivia since 2006, went from 75 to 1 seat in this year's election.
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That's the Revolutionary Left Front, one of the parties that went to the bolivian presidential runoff today.