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Asphodel

@assphodel.bsky.social

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figment of your imagination ✨️ certified mothma'am ✨️ az·fuh·del

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · Aug 22

He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps

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woodgraves @woodgraves.net · 1d

got across the country safe and sound, but im still in an HR nightmare waiting for them to approve my job transfer/applying all over the place and trying to doordash with minimal luck. if anyone wants to help out it is much appreciated 🙏🏾

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Donate to Help Ryan move within a month, organized by Ryan Small

Hello, my name is Ryan. I am currently in a situation where I need to get funds together quic… Ryan Small needs your support for Help Ryan move within a month

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Institute of Tranceology @tranceology.org · 2d

𝗜𝗢𝗧-𝟬𝟬𝟰: 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄
𝟭𝟬.𝟭𝟴.𝟮𝟱 // 𝟵:𝟰𝟱𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗧

"All are sewn into this land - the living born of it, and the dead bound to it."

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 3d

coming to an aquarium near you this halloween 🫧 🦑

Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 5d

shoutout insomnia cookies for offering vegan ice cream and cookies. i got a yummy little treat c:

Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 5d

a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now

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Neo 🌲 Destiny @neodestiny.net · 5d

raw ass pic.
this mf on some differeint shit..,,..

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Institute of Tranceology @tranceology.org · 6d

Announcing the Institute of Tranceology's Far Field Research initiative - a series of virtual off-site expeditions beyond the boundaries of the IoT facility. Preparations for the first scientific survey deployment are well underway. Full briefing details will be distributed shortly.

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 6d

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in case some of you are uncultured

24k gold labubu #labubu

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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 7d

"I knew we would end up in a dystopia but I didnt expect the villains behind it to be such fucking losers"

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 6d

i am the owner of the one and only @neodestiny.net labewbew in the world. this labewbew is made from 100% pure trance energy and there is only one in the entire world which i own.

🎨: @ArtsyLyds18 (X)

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 7d

it's officially october which means i can start shitting out 500 halloween looks and you can't yell at me. hold onto your butts folks. the mothma'am is about to cook 🍳

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 7d

Oh god we use Salesforce at work 💀 spoiler alert: not fun

Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 8d

I just took 100mg of trazodone

fry from futurama says i can t wait that long

ALT: fry from futurama says i can t wait that long

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Institute of Tranceology @tranceology.org · 8d

The art of the Tranceology Card Game (thread)

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 8d

september is ending

it's time to wake up

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 8d

inside me there are 2 moths

they both like lamps 💡

Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 8d

i officially have no more sick time and i can't afford another 3k hospital bill. we are raw dogging this now.

Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 9d

healthcare should be a right, not a luxury, and I will die on that hill.

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 9d

american healthcare is a fucking joke. how can i work full time, pay for health insurance, and still get this fucked for going to a hospital? discouraged is an understatement. in this country, it's cheaper to die than it is to seek help.

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 10d

we did win 😎 (but we also lost a lot)

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Neo 🌲 Destiny @neodestiny.net · 10d

trackies from ln
thank you for inviting me to play @blissart.bsky.social and ty @zimbolt.neocities.org for the vj magic!
photo by @assphodel.bsky.social ✨

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 10d

we were hungry for a win (spoiler alert we didn't win)

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 10d

oh we played last night lmao until like 5am 🫠

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 10d

i dreamt about playing fortnite with neo last night. i'm cooked 😵‍💫

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