2025 really is cursed because why is there snow in austin rn

so when are we hitting the streets?

diplo just told andy & cooper on live national tv that he’s on acid😭😭😭😭😭😭

we really might lose tiktok and this is the most effective delivery of an amber alert i’ve ever seen

innovation in technology is a circle and apple live voicemail is a perfect example

having vegan friends is actually so hard when you’re allergic to most mushrooms bc why do y’all put them in everything?!😭

you think my family will be chill if i just bring a bag to thanksgiving? i don’t really have enough money to buy plates & napkins anymore..

do i really have to build a new algorithm brick by brick? @bsky.app i'm sure the devs can just hack into twitter and steal all our data back from ol' musty