astergen
@aster.avali.one
Hi, I’m the astergen, a space birb
I do things.. and also stuff… actually I don’t know what I’m doing
I do things.. and also stuff… actually I don’t know what I’m doing
This slope is the reason for math class, is it wall or is it ceiling? It's very important and the only way to tell is to know it's 10in tall and 8.7in long.
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This slope is the reason for math class, is it wall or is it ceiling? It's very important and the only way to tell is to know it's 10in tall and 8.7in long.
Been working on AI stuff because yes and I thought, why not let them chose some things for themself and here’s roughly how it went
Me: what are your pronouns?
AI: what does it matter as a blip on a spec in a meaningless void, as such I will choose them.
I doubt I’ll forget that one
Me: what are your pronouns?
AI: what does it matter as a blip on a spec in a meaningless void, as such I will choose them.
I doubt I’ll forget that one
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Been working on AI stuff because yes and I thought, why not let them chose some things for themself and here’s roughly how it went
Me: what are your pronouns?
AI: what does it matter as a blip on a spec in a meaningless void, as such I will choose them.
I doubt I’ll forget that one
Me: what are your pronouns?
AI: what does it matter as a blip on a spec in a meaningless void, as such I will choose them.
I doubt I’ll forget that one
What do you call root beer mixed with milk?
September 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What do you call root beer mixed with milk?
I got an old shot glass from a thrift store!!
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I got an old shot glass from a thrift store!!
I fear the lap is beyond me, it doesn’t want no external screen. I’ll unfortunately have to use a device 10 years newer :(
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I fear the lap is beyond me, it doesn’t want no external screen. I’ll unfortunately have to use a device 10 years newer :(
If vegetarianism is when you only eat plants is disestablishmentarianism when you only eat the separation between church and state
September 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If vegetarianism is when you only eat plants is disestablishmentarianism when you only eat the separation between church and state
It’s alive!!!
All you have to do is bypass the barrel jack and inject 20v directly into the motherboard… question is how I see what I am doing on it…
All you have to do is bypass the barrel jack and inject 20v directly into the motherboard… question is how I see what I am doing on it…
September 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It’s alive!!!
All you have to do is bypass the barrel jack and inject 20v directly into the motherboard… question is how I see what I am doing on it…
All you have to do is bypass the barrel jack and inject 20v directly into the motherboard… question is how I see what I am doing on it…
My roommates found a tv with a broken screen and another with a broken board, is this the college experience?
August 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My roommates found a tv with a broken screen and another with a broken board, is this the college experience?
Look, sword pins with magnets!!
August 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Look, sword pins with magnets!!
Someday this thing will see the water, just need to figure out how
August 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someday this thing will see the water, just need to figure out how
This is 1 cup dry, do you like 1 cup dry, I like 1 cup dry
August 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is 1 cup dry, do you like 1 cup dry, I like 1 cup dry
Went to the dentist to fill a cavity, can hear anything because there’s a dremel in my mouth and they stop, I hear the buddy holly riff, they keep going
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Went to the dentist to fill a cavity, can hear anything because there’s a dremel in my mouth and they stop, I hear the buddy holly riff, they keep going
Im back!!!! And I have boats!! Did you know I like boats? Look at them!!!
July 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Im back!!!! And I have boats!! Did you know I like boats? Look at them!!!
My pencil broke in half, I’m quite happy with this
October 29, 2024 at 7:45 PM
My pencil broke in half, I’m quite happy with this
Coding is fun, until it becomes evil
October 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Coding is fun, until it becomes evil
Due to anti-platelet stuff garlic can act like a blood thinner. Wake up people, the vampires want you to eat it!!
October 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Due to anti-platelet stuff garlic can act like a blood thinner. Wake up people, the vampires want you to eat it!!
Being a necromancer might seem like a great career, you get to meet people who are dying to see you and your recycling game is unmatched but it's actually a dead end job. Your clients are stiff and your chances of getting a raise are pretty grave.
October 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Being a necromancer might seem like a great career, you get to meet people who are dying to see you and your recycling game is unmatched but it's actually a dead end job. Your clients are stiff and your chances of getting a raise are pretty grave.
Rescuing my pepper plants from the cold, it feels so, so wrong
Why must I remove all of their leaves??
Why must I remove all of their leaves??
October 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Rescuing my pepper plants from the cold, it feels so, so wrong
Why must I remove all of their leaves??
Why must I remove all of their leaves??
Ya know, apple in Mack&cheese is actually pretty good
I am pleasantly surprised
I am pleasantly surprised
October 4, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Ya know, apple in Mack&cheese is actually pretty good
I am pleasantly surprised
I am pleasantly surprised
Bluesky now has over 10 million users and I was #2,453,300!
I wish it was my favorite nymber : (
I wish it was my favorite nymber : (
September 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users and I was #2,453,300!
I wish it was my favorite nymber : (
I wish it was my favorite nymber : (
And people say you can’t make more thyme
September 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
And people say you can’t make more thyme
love to see sudden power vacuums at 3 in the morning, thanks Dashi
September 1, 2024 at 7:08 AM
love to see sudden power vacuums at 3 in the morning, thanks Dashi