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angela ✨
@astoldbyangela.bsky.social
chicago born & bred. extremely bisexual. mostly nonsense, sometimes the historian jumps out. she/her 🌈
not sure if this fully counts but i want to watch the little women perform their plays/pilgrims progress!
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
okay WILD timing is that i just saw your commercial for the first time as this popped up on my feed!
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you WOULD say that**

**the truth
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i agree! which is funny because i live *on* ashland and it still comes after the cross streets most of the time.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it’s just a man in a velvet doublet peeking through a slit in the wall
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by angela ✨
There’s no limit on max salary per the NWSL CBA. Let them.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i know this is all completely privileged problems but i just wanted a fucking sandwich until i can get to the grocery store and restock my entire fridge. why do the “tools” that are meant to make our lives accessible just take my money and make my life worse? lol
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the driver ignored all my delivery instructions, THEN i finally retrieve my food from the incorrect location and open it and its the WRONG ORDER! my sides are right, main entree is wrong. i try to report this in the browser and Uber says, no x you can only report wrong items on the app!
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
wait this simply isn’t possible because your wedding was yesterday, i swear i remember it being just yesterday!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
kendra i’ve laughed out loud at this all three times i’ve scrolled past it. it’s a perfect post.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
but also, her hand doesn’t look like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and also, she can’t be trusted with car keys let alone an elected office, at her stage of dementia. 😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the experimental trial my mom is on for dementia has been going on for 2-3 years now! not saying it’s true at ALL, but the timeline for infusions are every 2 weeks but MRIs are only every 6 months to monitor “progression”.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lesley you’re a triumph!!!!! thank you!
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM