So... like... police lights in the middle of nowhere where people keep going missing?

That sounds like the plot to a new version of The Devil Wears Prada. Do the clothes make you do things?

Wait... I thought it was a typo of Satan closet. Why would you have a Santa closet?

The dog, Elias, has his own rituals. He'll get his own post. His grooming demands are more... indecent than Lucilla's.

So now I need to research light oils and conditioners that are safe for her to lick so I can brush that into her fur.

She also likes to sleep with a pillow and her own little blanket. I am supposed to cover her with the blanket.

This cat owns me, and honestly I wouldn't want it any other way.

So glad you understand!

How dare he. Only I may use sarcasm or satire.

That sounds like a very shitty thing to do. Actors are still people. Would you like it if a stranger posted unflattering childhood photos of you? Just support girls. Stop making being pretty the most important thing they can do. Repost girls who win science fairs, who paint, anything.

Puppets tend to do as they're told. The NEXT one will be controllable and not a screaming chaos machine.

According to his own commentary, not because of age. In two states 14 was legal in the 90s. In thirty states 16 is legal today. He still definitely commits assault, but whether he commits statutory I'm not sure. But Epstein Island is going to be a human trafficking situation.

I predicted he never went illegal. Which still leaves a lot of room to be gross because in the 90s two states were 14 and right now thirty are 16.

It gets harder as your skin thickens. Suddenly you have good needles and crappy needles.