Ok Ok Ok everyone shut up I figured something out

Cake is recyclable

Hear me out

You eat cake, cake is digested and turned into body fat, if you're like me at all that only thing on my body I could consider fat it my thighs and (more importantly) ass.

Cake gets turned into cake

Cake = Cake

I wanna crush someone's head with my thighs~

any volunteers? :3

November is over but....I don't think @astral-angel.bsky.social made it through~

LET THE GALAXY CHURN!

wait no I mean burn

uhhh

can I do redo that?

Womp womp :3

Need someone filling my tummy rn ♡

Dying my hair back to magenta 💕

Just a picture I took fairly recently, thought I'd share. Something about it just feels so pretty, I think it's how the sky and the sea seems to just go on forever

Need to be pinned down rn smh

Next time someone says "fuck you" to me I want them to actually do it, like stick to their word or don't say it

Consider this a warning

When life gives you lemons

Imagine training to be this perfecr warrior for like 50 years only to then have some basic wizard magically twist your balls and immediately put you into retirement from the pain being too unbearable to ever fight again, or even move again

Consider this a warning :3

I will continue to use this to post the most random things that come to my mind for all you beautiful strangers here to see :3

Hope you have a good day for whoever is reading this <3

Help I'm addicted to garlic bread

Hewo :3