If I were still in active addiction (1002 days sober today yay) then I know buzzballs would have been like the sun to Icarus.

Sometimes having the cock and balls is torture enough.

While Graham linehan is currently creating a media frenzy about his arrest for "making a joke" I want to remind you all that it's because he was returning to the UK to go to court tomorrow for harassing a literal child and breaking her phone all because she was trans. But it was a joke, right?

bored at work and want to leave? try irritating management till they ask if you have time in lieu.

Call me Vlad, the way I want to impaler

If you really want to impress your autistic girlfriend take her to a library with a sliding ladder on the bookshelves. She'll suck your soul right out of you there and then and store it in the books.

I have been (roller) skating a lot recently and I fear the lesbian skater girl demons are taking me.

I was @/ItsAstridBitchx on the hell site but have moved here because fuck that place honestly.