Bil Skirnir
@astro-kraken.bsky.social
Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb*
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Birders keep looking for tufted titmice in my yard with binoculars and it is unsettling.
Might turn the tables and stand out there in my bathrobe and shout "YALL LOOKING FOR TITTIES?"
Might turn the tables and stand out there in my bathrobe and shout "YALL LOOKING FOR TITTIES?"
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Birders keep looking for tufted titmice in my yard with binoculars and it is unsettling.
Might turn the tables and stand out there in my bathrobe and shout "YALL LOOKING FOR TITTIES?"
Might turn the tables and stand out there in my bathrobe and shout "YALL LOOKING FOR TITTIES?"
No one says Merry Christmas anymore
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No one says Merry Christmas anymore
2 days until the 10th anniversary of Lemmy dethroning the gods. Starting the mourning period early with this underrated banger
youtu.be/yRcCe1BoEfw?...
youtu.be/yRcCe1BoEfw?...
Motorhead - Going Down
YouTube video by motörhead 4 life
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
2 days until the 10th anniversary of Lemmy dethroning the gods. Starting the mourning period early with this underrated banger
youtu.be/yRcCe1BoEfw?...
youtu.be/yRcCe1BoEfw?...
My cat Freya,who usually hides when guests come over, came out to yell at me in front of my mom and I've never felt like such a terrible catfather
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My cat Freya,who usually hides when guests come over, came out to yell at me in front of my mom and I've never felt like such a terrible catfather
I had surgery on my wrist and cant scroll well and sometimes I fuck up and swipe over to the discover tab and see that pic of Erika Kirk dressed like Urkel going to a shitty casino and it feels like an ADA violation
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I had surgery on my wrist and cant scroll well and sometimes I fuck up and swipe over to the discover tab and see that pic of Erika Kirk dressed like Urkel going to a shitty casino and it feels like an ADA violation
I've lived in this house for a year and a half and just now found another light switch. I have no idea what it controls.
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I've lived in this house for a year and a half and just now found another light switch. I have no idea what it controls.
There goes sharing pictures of my goatse themed holiday party with my family.
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
There goes sharing pictures of my goatse themed holiday party with my family.
Hell yeah. This (eventually) opens up great bikepacking options for those uncomfortable riding on narrow shoulders.
Unlike roads where funding is fairly straightforward - Quality bike/pedestrian infrastructure is often the work of decades of dedicated advocacy.
Congratulations to all of the folks who championed this through! We hope you are celebrating your success and look forward to riding it soon!
Congratulations to all of the folks who championed this through! We hope you are celebrating your success and look forward to riding it soon!
Long in the making, new extension of popular Gateway State Trail gets the green light
Called a win for recreation, the new addition will connect Scandia to William O’Brien State Park.
www.startribune.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hell yeah. This (eventually) opens up great bikepacking options for those uncomfortable riding on narrow shoulders.
Not the point of the article, but Rekeya Frazier's sister filmed George Floyd's murder. Her uncle was killed by MPD during a police pursuit. While ICE was trying to disappear her partner she still had the courage to go to the police for help and thats pretty fucking brave.
Attorneys for a couple charged with driving to a police station with a Homeland Security Investigations agent in their car dispute the government’s account of the incident. A judge released both from jail pending trial.
Judge frees couple charged with 'kidnapping' immigration agent as defense challenges government's account
Attorneys for a couple charged with driving to a police station with an HSI agent in their car dispute the government’s account of the incident. A judge released both from jail pending trial.
www.mprnews.org
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not the point of the article, but Rekeya Frazier's sister filmed George Floyd's murder. Her uncle was killed by MPD during a police pursuit. While ICE was trying to disappear her partner she still had the courage to go to the police for help and thats pretty fucking brave.
Me doing a land acknowledgement-
"NE East of Filmore is stolen Venezuelan land. Sarah Janes Bakery are colonizers."
"NE East of Filmore is stolen Venezuelan land. Sarah Janes Bakery are colonizers."
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me doing a land acknowledgement-
"NE East of Filmore is stolen Venezuelan land. Sarah Janes Bakery are colonizers."
"NE East of Filmore is stolen Venezuelan land. Sarah Janes Bakery are colonizers."
Found out im on the list to have my remote work status changed and forced to go into the office in Mpls even though my team is remote in Boston or Richmond, so I'll still be remote to them working on remote devices across the country.
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Found out im on the list to have my remote work status changed and forced to go into the office in Mpls even though my team is remote in Boston or Richmond, so I'll still be remote to them working on remote devices across the country.
Republicans are more willing to defend Rob Reiner than they are willing to defend *gestures about at everything else*
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Republicans are more willing to defend Rob Reiner than they are willing to defend *gestures about at everything else*
4 months later, Bluesky commenter did not get the joke about someone not getting the joke in the exact same way
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
4 months later, Bluesky commenter did not get the joke about someone not getting the joke in the exact same way
The best part of old punks that didnt die is now Cock Sparrer looks like they have strong feelings about riding lawnmowers
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The best part of old punks that didnt die is now Cock Sparrer looks like they have strong feelings about riding lawnmowers
Having wrist surgery on Thursday and will be off my outside bikes for 6 weeks and the thing I'm most worried about is the possibility of missing out on a new low temp record. This winter has had some great weather so far.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Having wrist surgery on Thursday and will be off my outside bikes for 6 weeks and the thing I'm most worried about is the possibility of missing out on a new low temp record. This winter has had some great weather so far.
My cats going out to their catio this morning
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: Grandpa Simpson coming in, turning around twice, and leaving
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My cats going out to their catio this morning
Great day to get put there and hide behind Max during a headwind
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Great day to get put there and hide behind Max during a headwind
The difference between Sam Altman and a 19th century street urchin pickpocket is Sam Altman steals from people and still manages to lose money
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The difference between Sam Altman and a 19th century street urchin pickpocket is Sam Altman steals from people and still manages to lose money
Angering whatever Finnish ancestors i have by eating tendies in the sauna
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Angering whatever Finnish ancestors i have by eating tendies in the sauna
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again. The ICE agent suicide rate isn't high enough.
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again. The ICE agent suicide rate isn't high enough.
Otto is forging his own path
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Otto is forging his own path
Making my boy cats best friends by twisting their tails together
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Making my boy cats best friends by twisting their tails together
There's 0 reason to cut off a ring. If it doesn't come off with lotion then no one else in custody could steal it. If you're worried about a small 50+ year old punching you with it, then you're a little bitch and should stay the fuck home.
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, said agents told her in the truck that if she didn’t watch herself “they were going to pull me over to the side of the road and give me this OC,” law enforcement shorthand for pepper spray.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
There's 0 reason to cut off a ring. If it doesn't come off with lotion then no one else in custody could steal it. If you're worried about a small 50+ year old punching you with it, then you're a little bitch and should stay the fuck home.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.