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Astrocyte
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Recovering Floridian, proud Chicagoan, amateur vinyl collector, potty mouth, former club kid, food snob, political junkie, globetrotter, doodle mom, and sculptor of future neurosurgeons. I kicked a shark once.
Greg seems fragile. Maybe we should ask him about his father that killed someone whilst driving drunk…that’s also a choice.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I don’t think it’s so much that he wants or covets the the prize as much as it is his ultimate goal to diminish every Obama accolade and achievement.
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
This is the Kompromat the explains how so many republicans have been neutered or bent the knee. Trump is a monster. Riley credibly describe Snuff films, animal torture, and child rape. Please take seriously any trigger warning you see with this content. It’s credible and terrible!
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It bears repeating that ICE has NO legal authority over American citizens. None. If they can’t arrest and deport citizens then they sure as hell can’t kill us either
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It’s okay guys, I can translate Billionaire. By “people of NYC” he means himself.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Heavy on the unprincipled. I doubt that human traffic cone has an iota of emotional or intellectual discipline to make a decision of such global consequence. Given that, AHOD is utterly terrifying.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why do men cry persecution when they’ve held the reins of power for centuries?
October 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He’s lucky they didn’t print the pic of him in his c@m stained shorts with 3 underaged girls.
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can’t wait to see the knots MAGA twist themselves in to justify this one.
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mike Pence has entered the chat
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One cannot unfuck what has been so corruptly fucked
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bring back public shaming.
July 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If they cared about punishing sexual predators so much why did they elect one?
July 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I hope they get everything they want AND that I don’t.
July 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Guess ICE will be deporting most of Donald’s children then
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
1)Buy what you love. 2)You have a professional job already, so enjoy this hobby. Don’t take it or anyone else that collects records too seriously. It’s really just supposed to be fun.
June 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There will be no further explanation 🐍🐍🐍
May 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM