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AstroKeith2000
@astrokeith2000.bsky.social
Father. dog dad. musician. horror, sci fi, comedy fan. Multi-time trivia champion. Progressive.

Mastermind behind @sunriseatsea.bsky.social
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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“Trump-class battleships?” 🤣🤣 Trump’s narcissism reaches new heights of comedy.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...

🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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We were married on this day in 1978... soulmates ever since. ❣️

#ForeverGrateful 🙏
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE

👑 👎 👑
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Giving a bully your lunch money is only a temporary downpayment for future bullying.

We ALL need to step up for the first amendment.

By-the-way, for the record, this ex-Disney employee finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.

mh
September 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@mjmckean.bsky.social Spinal Tap II rules!
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.

Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.

#StandWithTheSurvivors
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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You laugh now, bc you think you are safe. But, just bc it's not happening to you now, it doesn't mean you are not next.
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Free speech?
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Open mic
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@realmarkrez.bsky.social 8 years ago. And this kid is now 15 and 6’3”
September 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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“The phone’s for you. I think it’s the devil.”
August 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“The phone’s for you. I think it’s the devil.”
August 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I generated this in AI. #RIPOzzy. 😢
July 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m in mourning. If you need me, you can find me listening to my Sabbath records. #RIPOzzy
July 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My son has been obsessed with @alyankovic.bsky.social for the last 6 months or so (same age I was when I was). I’d just bought tickets for his birthday in September, for the STL show in September. Happy 10th birthday to him!
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM