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#Startups #HustleCulture #12in12

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PS: Startup #12 will be a course teaching this.
Pre-order now. Trust me.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
10/ JOIN THE MOVEMENT:

Book a call to invest 0.0001 ETH in Startup #7:

→ Blockchain Pet Rock (with AI soul)

→ Vertical SaaS for Left-Handed Gardeners

→ My OnlyFans for pivot ideas

DM “GRIND” for my Notion template (free, but tips appreciated).
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
9/ TOOLS I USE:

→ @Canva (10/10 dentists agree my logos slap)

→ @Stripe (for the $0 processing fee)

→ @ChatGPT (writes my investor updates: “Metrics: 🤯”)
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
8/ PRESS COVERAGE:

Forbes: “The Zuckerberg of Garage Startups”

TechCrunch: “We Googled Him. Nothing Came Up.”

My Notes App: “BUY MILK.”
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
7/ WHY THIS WORKS:

→ Speed: I ship faster than Amazon returns

→ Hustle: Slept 3 hours total (hallucinations = free ideation)

→ Vision: My pitch deck is a TikTok slideshow with Lose Yourself audio.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
6/ MONTH 6:

Startup #6: ChatGPT Therapist

→ User: Just me, crying into the API

→ Pivot: Now a Chrome extension that replies “🔥” to exes’ Stories

→ MoM Growth: ∞% (I used it once).
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
5/ MONTH 5:

Startup #5: DAO for Abandoned Side Projects

→ Members: Me, my sleep paralysis demon, and a crypto bot

→ Roadmap: Tokenize my Medium articles

→ Funding: Pre-seed round: $0 (but vibes are bullish).
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
4/ MONTH 4:

Startup #4: Revolutionary Social Media Scheduler

→ Market Fit: “If I capture 1% of the 7 billion humans…”

→ MVP: A Notion template that tweets “🧵👇” daily

→ Growth Hack: Bought a $5 Fiverr testimonial. *“Life-changing!” – @FakeUser123*
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
3/ MONTH 3:

Startup #3: “Uber for Laundry”

→ Revenue: $12 (washed my own hoodie 6 times)

→ Tech Stack: A WhatsApp group + Venmo

→ Exit Strategy: Acquired by my landlord for rent credit.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
2/ MONTH 2:

Startup #2: NFT Toaster

→ Revenue: -$400 (minted 10 “artisanal toast” NFTs)

→ Breakthrough: Sold one to my roommate for ramen money

→ Pivot: Now a Web3 waffle iron.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
1/ MONTH 1:

*Startup #1: AI-Powered Toothpaste Subscription*

→ Revenue: $30 (my mom bought 3 tubes)

→ Valuation: Priceless (I used GPT-4 for the slogan)

→ Next Step: Scaling to pets.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
8/ ⚖️ LAST WARNING

Your competitor is building a custom AI moat RIGHT NOW.

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PS: This…
April 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
7/ 🔥 VIRAL CHALLENGE

Reply with your clunkiest software struggle.
We’ll rebuild the worst one FREE.

Example: “Our CRM takes 17 clicks to update a contact”
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
5/ 📈 WHY CUSTOM SOFTWARE PRINTS MONEY

→ 300% ROI average (vs 27% for SaaS)

→ Zero Bloat: Pay only for what you NEED

→ IP Ownership: Turn cost centers into assets

→ Unfair Advantage: Features competitors can’t clone
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
4/ 🛠️ OUR BESPOKE STACK SMASHES STATUS QUO

→ AI/ML: @TensorFlow + @HuggingFace for predictive ops

→ Dev Frameworks: @SpringBoot + @Django for bulletproof scaling

→ Security: @HashiCorp Vault + custom penetration testing

→ UI/UX: @Figma-to-Code pipelines that ship 2x…
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
2/ ⚡️ CASE STUDY: FROM $2M LOSS TO $10M PROFIT

Client: Logistics giant using 15+ off-the-shelf tools
Problem:

→ 40% slower order processing vs competitors

→ $1.2M/year in redundant SaaS fees

Our Fix:

→ Built custom TMS with @OpenAI demand forecasting

→ Automated 80% of…
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM