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astrologydtf.bsky.social
thaliak's yaoi historian
@astrologydtf.bsky.social
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The explicit NSFW account for @astrologybf.bsky.social 🔞 Minors DNI!

30+ | He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇷

Tags: #kaleidosmut
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/AstrologyBF
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a rule34 comment from pussyknight endlessly fascinated by this particular brand of dungeon meshi porn in which the most homosexual shit known to man is taking place all while Marcille sits off to the side fully clothed looking bewildered at best and utterly miserable at worst
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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*taps the sign*
Notes: Please stop leaving comments that re-litigate your real-world parasocial love or equally parasocial hate for Taylor Swift. This is not the forum for that, this is an erotic mind control story about Taylor Swift enthusiastically falling under the corrupting influence of a mysterious amulet, the origin of which is not explored though is likely sorcery-based.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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my well-adjusted wol getting head from a mooncat the first time like
that scene in american dragon jake long where brad morton is at a kissing booth and the girl working there turns into a scorpion monster with an extensible secondary mouth a la xenomorph and brad just smirks at this revelation and says "jackpot"
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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nice
69 (the sex number) likes
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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an unread text message reading "ik u think it's bullshit but seriously u will see results charging a crystal inside of yr pussy" which i've edited to read as being sent from Hydaelyn
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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a chat exchange from roulettes in final fantasy 14 online. names have been redacted to preserve anonymity for reasons that will become obvious shortly. Person A: Daddy be nimble! Daddy be quick! Daddy give me all 8 inches of your dick! (This is accompanied by multiple pings) Person A: WRONG BUTTON Person B: *keysmashing* Person A: thats my pull macro. Person A: 1 cummy. 2 cummy. 3 cummy. 4! i'm daddy's princess, but i'm also a whore. NYAAAA! (also accompanied by multiple pings)
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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i have to credit the geniuses over at SPN
"brother, i have been re-hymenated"
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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meteor respeccing after shadowbringers like "kat i have become a virgin" lmao
cate blanchett as elizabeth i of england in the eponymous movie during the scene where she's creating her virgin queen image
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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the other six people in the trial:
October 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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See a blowjob, post a blowjob

kintsugi strap kintsugi strap kintsugi strap 🗣️📢 (art by @/sefkaa.bsky.social)

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Ifan gooning out while sucking off a kintsugi strap-on worn shibari-style by Hancock, King-President of Kugane.
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
astrologydtf.bsky.social
most people rejected His message a group of pharisees saying "shut up" they hated Jesus because He told them the truth (Galatians 4:16)
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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say what you will about overwatch but i will always respect the original design team for understanding that the omnics need to be fuckable like shout out to this power couple
a still from the overwatch short "alive" where an omnic and human couple are listening to tekhartha mondatta speak. the omnic has his arm around his human partner's shoulders and they look very happy together. we stan.
September 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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husband: "are the straights ok?"
me: "idk but it's kinda camp???"
a greeting card which says "allowing you into my vagina. best. decision. ever."
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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it's about the cones but it's edited to say it's about the trust
August 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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fighting the horrors by putting ifan in a cock cage #kaleidosmut
Ifan tied up in the Rising Stones, completely naked except for a ring gag and chastity cage.
August 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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courtesy name kongming
zhuge liang courtesy name kongming from the anime paripi koumei (ya boy kongming). he's wearing his hanfu but also has swarovski crystal studded sunglasses and headphones
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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"ifan entertainment kaleid is a freak-" yea no shit
You are... The Primal 100% match. You are raw untamed energy. Instinct drives you, whether predator or prey, with the thrill in the chase, surrender, or primal clash of bodies and wills. You crave the unfiltered, animalistic, where words fade and sensation rules. BDSM is a return to the wild, where you growl, bite, wrestle, and revel in pure, physical desire, free to be your authentic, untethered self. Likely Preferences: Biting, Scratching, Marking, Breath Play, Intercourse, Anal Sex & Pegging, Swallowing, Deepthroating Similar types: The Pain Artisan, the Roleplayer
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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yeah i bet
a world of warcraft text entitled accepting all eggs
July 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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a tumblr post from user pleuvoire one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
June 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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grimsby from "ariel needs legs" by niel cicierega smoking his pipe and saying "imagine" with a smug expression, in reference to the possibility that an eight-legged ariel might have "seven vaganias (sic), maybe more."
June 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Cadbury’s Yowie Power
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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A Delfi Take-it 4 fingers candy bar
April 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Kind of a toss up and they're both Fancred lmao

#kaleidosmut
Thancred Waters and Ifan Kaleid in Camp Bronze Lake, both nude and exchanging a firm handshake between friends. Ifan is braced up against a shed in one of the hot springs, gripping onto the edge with his left hand and with his right draped around Thancred's shoulders. Thancred is rutting him while standing, supporting Ifan with his right arm while bracing himself with his left hand on the wall behind them. Ifan's legs are dangling and his toes are curled slightly. Thancred Waters and Ifan Kaleid doing gay stuff in a Gridania inn room. They're both nude; Thancred is standing and bracing himself against the glamour dresser while Ifan kneels behind him and is eating his ass helped by Thancred's other hand on the back of his head. Thancred appears to be enjoying himself given he's moaning and sweaty.
March 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Too ambitious by half (feat. @pichupal.bsky.social)

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Ifan and Bera getting up to hijinks in Limsa Lominsa. Bera is sitting and leaning back on an inn bed while Ifan straddles him using his left shoulder for balance. They're both naked: Bera's cock is hard and is snaking up between Ifan's asscheeks, while Ifan is reaching back to play with Bera's dick. Bera has a worried expression on his face given the size difference, as his cock is thicker than Ifan's forearm, but given the wicked grin on Ifan's face it's not likely to be a problem.
March 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Can't leave them alone for a minute I swear @spicymiqobob.bsky.social

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Trajan and Ifan in an Ul'dahn bathtub less than five fulms apart because they're hella fucking gay. You could say that "less" means "Trajan is leaning back against the edge of the bath moaning and holding the back of Ifan's neck while Ifan sucks his cock with gusto." Quite a steamy scene: literally, as there's a lot of steam.
March 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM