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Asuka Langley Shikinami
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Pilot of the updated EVA unit 2! Some gatekeeper keeps dropping me into stupid new worlds! What a pain!

#mvrp #nikke #EvangelionRP
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Subject: Asuka Langley Shikinami

Abnormal. Wunderkind. Enhanced human. Exceptional combat and pilot abilities.

Notes: Summoned by the Gatekeeper. Cooperative with Central Government. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Threat level: high.

"You idiot! Get out of my way!"
Hungry!! Still!!

*She huffs indignantly, scowling at him.*
[ Leaning in to look her in the eye. ] "Then you demanded food from a poor bum. What does that make you?"
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 AM
You're just some bum! I-I don't need to answer you!!

*She was bright red at this point, looking everywhere except at him.*
"What did you mean, then, if that’s not what you think…?"
I didn't mean-- Hey wait!! I never said that!!
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I didn't mean-- Hey wait!! I never said that!!
January 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Ugh, that was so long ago. Why does it even matter?

*She looks to the food and frowns.*

.... fine. You're pretty cut. But that doesn't mean anything!
Hadn’t heard the honest answer to my original question yet.
I did and I'm still waiting!
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I did and I'm still waiting!
"Never promised anything. Who demanded food again?"
And just what am I supposed to spit, huh?! You're the one stalking people in the park and dragging them home to your weird pervert pad with the promise of food!
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
And just what am I supposed to spit, huh?! You're the one stalking people in the park and dragging them home to your weird pervert pad with the promise of food!
"The sooner you spit it, the more likely you get to eat a warm meal"

[ He’s already done. Only putting it on a plate is left. ]
Oh I get it, this is all to dodge the fact that you didn't know how to cook!
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oh I get it, this is all to dodge the fact that you didn't know how to cook!
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Of course I'm staring! I'm hungry and you're over there taking all day to cook!

*She stands up and marches over.*
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
L-like I care! You must like getting beat up or something.

*She shifts in the seat, turning her nose up with a scowl.*
[ The fire snuffed, and eyes turned to the plates. ]

"Why are you curious?"
Tch... *She sipped at her drink, her single eye focused on him as he worked.*

Awful lot of scars. Bum fight champion?
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Tch... *She sipped at her drink, her single eye focused on him as he worked.*

Awful lot of scars. Bum fight champion?
[ Not a word was spoken in his concentration. Even as oil droplets occasionally burned his skin, it seemed they were of no greater concern on his scar ridden physique. ]
Cooking with oil and no shirt on? You're just asking to get burned. Hmph. Idiot...
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Cooking with oil and no shirt on? You're just asking to get burned. Hmph. Idiot...
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Tch... Oh you think yourself a chef now? Fine, whatever. But if I get food poisoning, I'm breaking your legs.

*She drops down into a seat, sipping on her boba tea still.*
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
*She crinkles her nose and flashes him a dirty look. Snatching up the drinks, she marches over and thrusts his into his hand.*

Now where's my food, huh?
"Whatever. Take the order it’s ready"

[ He stepped outside, putting a cigarette between his lips and using a lighter. Waiting by an alley near the café’s entrance. ]
The best deserves the best!

*She huffs indignantly, with a flick of her hair.*
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The best deserves the best!

*She huffs indignantly, with a flick of her hair.*
"You’re more expensive than a date…"

[ He led the way to a café. Making an order of an espresso then her boba tea. ]
Shrimp! And rice. Hmph. And a boba tea. And ice cream.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Shrimp! And rice. Hmph. And a boba tea. And ice cream.
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Hmph!! Fine! I'll go get changed so you can get your mind out of the gutter!

*She huffs, and stomps off, returning briefly.*

Better?!

🎨skaggshoodie
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
*With remarkable strength that belies her size, she lunges forward, snatching him up and slamming hip against a tree, her hand on his throat.*

"Blow off steam?!" You've got some nerve! I wear what I want, and how I want. NONE of that gives YOU authority to police me!
_steam, do it in a way that doesn’t inconvenience bystanders. I’ll even give a hand if I can"
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Tch! You perverts are all the same! Here I am minding my business, and then some nutjob comes along to scold me and talk morals?! Where do you get off?!

*Prods his chest aggressively*
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Oh the pervert has opinions on behavior. Here's ten bucks. Go buy yourself more eyeliner after you're done crying about it.
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
*Scoffs* There wouldn't be a public without me. I have more important things to do than worry about who's peeping in on me like some kind of pervert! Survival training in extreme temperatures is part of the program, so yeah, it doesn't bother me!

🎨KeiTa12
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Subject: Asuka Langley Shikinami

Abnormal. Wunderkind. Enhanced human. Exceptional combat and pilot abilities.

Notes: Summoned by the Gatekeeper. Cooperative with Central Government. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. Threat level: high.

"You idiot! Get out of my way!"
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What are you, the fashion police?! It's my day off and I wanna be comfortable!
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
What the hell are you looking at? You're acting like this is some kind of #SeductiveSunday or something!

🎨kawausoman
January 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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//This makes me happy.
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM