Michael Burdick
@asylumrunner.bsky.social
he/him I write shit code and make shit games
My understanding is that the Bermuda Triangle just... doesn't have an exceptional number of downed aircraft/boats in it for any arbitrary area of ocean that size
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 AM
My understanding is that the Bermuda Triangle just... doesn't have an exceptional number of downed aircraft/boats in it for any arbitrary area of ocean that size
Hell yeah they do brother
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hell yeah they do brother
i am sorry to be This Guy but I do not like BotW at all but really like TotK
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
i am sorry to be This Guy but I do not like BotW at all but really like TotK
thank you, uh, the band HEALTH
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
thank you, uh, the band HEALTH
The city of Frisco, TX (which, to be fair, is named after San Francisco)
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The city of Frisco, TX (which, to be fair, is named after San Francisco)
Can't wait for a nine hour retrospective about how actually Dark Void was secretly good
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Can't wait for a nine hour retrospective about how actually Dark Void was secretly good
what if I'm a hash ater (I am eating hash browns)
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
what if I'm a hash ater (I am eating hash browns)
Comes with ring toss ring, exploding head
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Comes with ring toss ring, exploding head
"some of you may have already figured this out"
no the fuck I did not man what the fuck are you talking about
no the fuck I did not man what the fuck are you talking about
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"some of you may have already figured this out"
no the fuck I did not man what the fuck are you talking about
no the fuck I did not man what the fuck are you talking about
Got the platinum trophy on Death Stranding 2, decided to hop into Alan Wake 1 for the season
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Got the platinum trophy on Death Stranding 2, decided to hop into Alan Wake 1 for the season
We have the resources to do it and it would provide substantial benefit to everyone so, even setting aside the morality and looking at it from a purely practical benefit, yeah, sure, seems like a really good idea
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We have the resources to do it and it would provide substantial benefit to everyone so, even setting aside the morality and looking at it from a purely practical benefit, yeah, sure, seems like a really good idea
The RTS parts of this game are good, actually
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The RTS parts of this game are good, actually
I just got this scene an hour ago and I said out loud "I can't believe I'm crying at the game with the pizza kung fu in it"
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just got this scene an hour ago and I said out loud "I can't believe I'm crying at the game with the pizza kung fu in it"
tech guy looking at a roomba bumping into a wall with a knife duct taped to it: the End Times are upon us (he is the one who taped on the knife, it cost him $3bn to do so)
July 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
tech guy looking at a roomba bumping into a wall with a knife duct taped to it: the End Times are upon us (he is the one who taped on the knife, it cost him $3bn to do so)