Nate Miller
@atarifan2600.bsky.social
-Smartass takes with no context
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
Yes, I cancelled Spotify, but not before I accomplished one very specific mission:
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yes, I cancelled Spotify, but not before I accomplished one very specific mission:
If you ever fly, the options are realID or a passport; if you’ve got a passport the barrier to Real ID is mostly breached.
But according to Scott county, looks like you’ve got plenty of time before Real ID is required.
But according to Scott county, looks like you’ve got plenty of time before Real ID is required.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you ever fly, the options are realID or a passport; if you’ve got a passport the barrier to Real ID is mostly breached.
But according to Scott county, looks like you’ve got plenty of time before Real ID is required.
But according to Scott county, looks like you’ve got plenty of time before Real ID is required.
If your face is drooping, you are experiencing weakness in an arm, your speech is slurring, or signs look like this- you might be having a stroke.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If your face is drooping, you are experiencing weakness in an arm, your speech is slurring, or signs look like this- you might be having a stroke.
I am a doggone son of a bitch; you better think about it, puppy!
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am a doggone son of a bitch; you better think about it, puppy!
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
Happy blackest Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy blackest Friday.
May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
I was very excited to find these the other day, but haven’t yet cracked into them.
Thrilled to hear a positive review of the clancy’s version
Thrilled to hear a positive review of the clancy’s version
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was very excited to find these the other day, but haven’t yet cracked into them.
Thrilled to hear a positive review of the clancy’s version
Thrilled to hear a positive review of the clancy’s version
Not exactly, but woof! I didn’t know about that one.
Motorbikes in India tend to feature sari guards for similar reasons.
Motorbikes in India tend to feature sari guards for similar reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not exactly, but woof! I didn’t know about that one.
Motorbikes in India tend to feature sari guards for similar reasons.
Motorbikes in India tend to feature sari guards for similar reasons.
Checking in on da UP weather forecast- 100% chance of snow, 15-18” likely.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Checking in on da UP weather forecast- 100% chance of snow, 15-18” likely.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
Suddenly faced with pangs of guilt I wasn’t expecting.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Suddenly faced with pangs of guilt I wasn’t expecting.
Just go full-blown ecological disaster and cover it.
(I adore this logo! It’s horrifying but does fun things and still has a boring-ass circle as the format.)
(I adore this logo! It’s horrifying but does fun things and still has a boring-ass circle as the format.)
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just go full-blown ecological disaster and cover it.
(I adore this logo! It’s horrifying but does fun things and still has a boring-ass circle as the format.)
(I adore this logo! It’s horrifying but does fun things and still has a boring-ass circle as the format.)
I get the argument that “basketballs are round”, but only about 12.5% of NFL teams feature an ovoid shape to their logo.
I also blame the rise of technology for the same bland consistent format.
Hotel signs used to rule. Now they fit in a phone grid.
I also blame the rise of technology for the same bland consistent format.
Hotel signs used to rule. Now they fit in a phone grid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I get the argument that “basketballs are round”, but only about 12.5% of NFL teams feature an ovoid shape to their logo.
I also blame the rise of technology for the same bland consistent format.
Hotel signs used to rule. Now they fit in a phone grid.
I also blame the rise of technology for the same bland consistent format.
Hotel signs used to rule. Now they fit in a phone grid.
I eagerly look forward to riding the public transport in Phoenix.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I eagerly look forward to riding the public transport in Phoenix.
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
“"You don't always need a full-sized car to deliver a tube of toothpaste or pack of diapers. That's the insight behind Dot,"
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“"You don't always need a full-sized car to deliver a tube of toothpaste or pack of diapers. That's the insight behind Dot,"
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
There’s something telling that I somehow go immediately to the fictional band of the fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There’s something telling that I somehow go immediately to the fictional band of the fictional band.
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.