Am I...... A Luna Snow main?

I don't send much out on this, don't interact with many of the profiles I follow, so I feel bad every time someone follows me. They aren't going to be getting the kind of content they're hoping for, unfortunately, but thank you for being here for when I finally start to make terrible jokes.

I'm so hip how do you do fellow kids

The O'Reilly's commercial song but Ozempic

Very cool of whoever stole my patio furniture while I slept last night to leave my plants and rug.

Spotify wrapped is out today, and I'm not sure I'm ready to be hate crimed by my own choices this morning.

It's only Ray Lamontagne if it's from the Lamontagne region in France otherwise it's just Ray Sparkling Wine.

Tiny Libraries but for pizza. Take a slice, leave a slice.

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads

Unfortunately for Bob Barker, Betty White got closer to 100 without going over.

Why the fuck would I ever want to do that, that's why I go to work.

I've decided that twitter:tweet::bluesky:blusk

No further questions

I will take the credit for rain in Austin and also if I knew washing my car would bring rain I would have done it months ago.