Another lesson is that this does not make them more sane in the least.

The National were a breath of fresh air and indie invention at the start of the Obama era
Three years ago they became the top played band on my automatic radio and I was so pissed off about it.

He wrote "Last Train Home" after crashing the Oscar Mayer weinermobile into the Bridgeport library

Devil's advocatechoice: Duck Hunt dog.
Faithfully retrieves all your kills.
Has a unique way of telling you when you did poorly.
You'll never forget him at least.

Y'all stick around because next up on the Warped tour we have Crestfallen and Cockadroop! Woooooo!

"You wanna rumble?"
"Choo - Choo motherfuckers"

Oh hey wow that's already true for a lot of people there

If the next words out of your mouth are "I can change him," I swear...

Bits like wokka wokka are the male bits, bits like hubba hubba are the female bits

Granted, I went to one in the nineties, but yes, I do think this would have been grounds for expulsion.