A They Mess
@atheymess.bsky.social
Went looking for the bird, got distracted by some butterflies
That was 4 months ago, you had plenty of time to attack and dethrone God.
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
That was 4 months ago, you had plenty of time to attack and dethrone God.
Gotta get the Nebby plush to be real, what else am I going to have my Zoey plush smooch
September 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Gotta get the Nebby plush to be real, what else am I going to have my Zoey plush smooch
Who says I can’t do both
July 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Who says I can’t do both
The devs knew exactly who their audience was
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The devs knew exactly who their audience was
What time in the chemical factory does to a man
July 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What time in the chemical factory does to a man
Ma’am, it’s winter where I am, it better not be hot out there
July 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ma’am, it’s winter where I am, it better not be hot out there
Kongtrabanjo & kazooie
July 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Kongtrabanjo & kazooie
Yoshikirizame. It’s Blahaj in Japanese. You can call them Yoshi for short
May 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yoshikirizame. It’s Blahaj in Japanese. You can call them Yoshi for short
That thing is possessed by something
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
That thing is possessed by something
Zora still uses it lethally. Ramsey would have bled out if not withered away first due to the imbuement. Only reason he lived is because of his epithet overwriting Zora’s decay and reattaching the amputated hand
May 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Zora still uses it lethally. Ramsey would have bled out if not withered away first due to the imbuement. Only reason he lived is because of his epithet overwriting Zora’s decay and reattaching the amputated hand
As a non American I can at least say I’ve never done a spelling bee and have only heard about it from American tv shows
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
As a non American I can at least say I’ve never done a spelling bee and have only heard about it from American tv shows
Mom said it’s my turn on the luck
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mom said it’s my turn on the luck
Congrats on having someone ride you
April 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Congrats on having someone ride you
The tip of the spear. I assume it’s pointy
April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The tip of the spear. I assume it’s pointy
Yeah, it’s at the top of his spear
April 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yeah, it’s at the top of his spear
There’s now only two reasons left to own a Wii U. Twilight Princess, and Nintendo Land
April 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There’s now only two reasons left to own a Wii U. Twilight Princess, and Nintendo Land
“These bitches gay! Good for them”
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“These bitches gay! Good for them”
I said young man
Pick yourself off the ground
Pick yourself off the ground
March 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I said young man
Pick yourself off the ground
Pick yourself off the ground
Something something pay with your blood
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Something something pay with your blood
If I wasn’t caught in the initial panic of the first game I would probably go out in tug of war
January 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I wasn’t caught in the initial panic of the first game I would probably go out in tug of war
We need the Akartemy so we may drive
January 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We need the Akartemy so we may drive