What’s new to do nothing Democrats strike again. Why are they so weak?

If only fluoride really was bad for you, I’d buy him a case of crest…

Mike has such a lil punchable face

Fingers crossed it’s worse than we thought

I have already said I will be celebrating in the streets the day this happens. Like literally doing cartwheels and drinking an old-fashioned in the middle of the road.

She is a good lil piggy!

Midterms don’t matter much with all the Republican voter suppression. Don’t get me wrong, I am hoping for an amazing blue wave and great results, but I’ve learned to be hesitant with my joy.

Short pier, long walk. Please take one MTG.

You ruined Magic The Gathering forever and I hate you for that.