Haaland as captain? Maybe it’s written into his new contract but definitely needs to lead from the front today.

Yeah being one of those guys during a meeting that could’ve been an email…

I guess this has been on the cards for a while now, but Jesus that was embarrassing.

Just watched a few clips of Khusanov, yes I know I’m well behind the curve on this, but Christ he makes Dias look like a Care Bear. Looking forward to seeing him vs the GOAT that is Antony 😂

Absolute shit show. Players fucked, Haaland might as well be on a different continent at the moment.

Catching up on the game and I think it’s time to say thank you for your service Kyle, but that armband has got to got to Dias.

The only way today could get any worse is if I get a bounty in my advent calendar.

Pep saying in his press conference he’s staying for the weather and along comes storm Bert… is it a sign, the winds of change and all that…

Loving how Bluesky is very much a @mancityfc.bsky.social oasis.