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AtlasBizarre
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A Pikmin and one piece fan
I really wanna believe this but that warship estimate is really...
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It's the kind of movie that's only good with friends
April 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I loved it
April 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Well I can tell you are fun at parties

You went in expecting a 10/10 movie. I went in expecting it to be a joke

The difference between a horrible movie and the Minecraft movie is that the Minecraft movie knows it's horrible. So it tries to be as horrible as it can be. It's actually hilarious
April 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
You really do!
April 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You can't expect a movie... It's a joke of itself. I have never laughed so hard! My friend threw up twice!
April 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Nah it was cinema
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I would pay 50$ to watch that 3 more times it was AMAZING

Its more like a parody of a movie
April 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This movie has a shocking amount of sexual tension

The A plot with loser cringe fail characters aka Jack Black and Jason mamoa...

And one with a principal and a villager??
April 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If Minecraft 2 doesn't have them Kissing
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
And the entire thing is just
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Yes and Alot of sexual tension between a principal, villager and Jack Black, and Jason mamoa
April 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's got a soul...
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It is absolutely hilarious
April 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It's not gonna be as good when it's not in a theatre
April 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's more that the movie KNOWS it's bad. So instead of trying to be good, it just kinda takes a piss out of itself. It is absolutely hilarious
April 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Carney has a track record!

If you were hiring potential employees you would pick the candidate that has a good resume.

Not one (Poilievre) who has nothing but slogans & no serious experience running anything!

THINK BEFORE YOU BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
April 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I guess all it takes is someone everyone can rally against
March 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hewoooo
March 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM