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If a muppet, raised by wolves and drag queens, sounded like the lion in that one Cadbury Egg commercial (they/them)🏳️‍🌈
MAGA republicans really are the party of “Fuck Them Kids”
July 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Drump isn’t the main character of his own story or even the big bad in anyone else’s. He’s the snotty kid throwing a tantrum in the middle of a grocery store while everyone avoids eye contact with their parents
#FDT
June 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just need this with a timestamp in the Pacific timezone:

If Lydia and Kori lip sync to “We Found Love”, I am going to absolutely lose all two brain cells what make up my entire dumb ass mind

#rpdr #lalaparuza
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My blind, old ass cat just gently patted my shoulder twice and walked away…am I not doing okay!? Here I am thinking I was having a good enough day so far but then this asshole comes along to comfort me?!

I need to get out more.
March 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Atlas Yawns
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January 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM