This man may actually be the dumbest human being alive

Just a little insider trading between friends, NBD

They don't use JIRA at the New York Times?

Totally normal, un-Nazi like behavior from the richest man in the world who is:

The biggest financial contributor to the president

And

Threatening to fund primaries against any congressperson who doesn't vote in line with his agenda

Cool cool cool

I don't think the person who released today's Spelling Bee has ever satisfied a woman