AtomicDog
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The average backyard size is 6000ft² (557.4m²). That snow looks like 3 inches (7.6cm). That's 1500 cubic feet (42.47 m³) of snow, with a total weight of 22,500 pounds (10,205 kg)! And where is he
supposed to put TEN METRIC TONS OF snow?
Sluggo's got the right idea. Nap.
supposed to put TEN METRIC TONS OF snow?
Sluggo's got the right idea. Nap.
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The average backyard size is 6000ft² (557.4m²). That snow looks like 3 inches (7.6cm). That's 1500 cubic feet (42.47 m³) of snow, with a total weight of 22,500 pounds (10,205 kg)! And where is he
supposed to put TEN METRIC TONS OF snow?
Sluggo's got the right idea. Nap.
supposed to put TEN METRIC TONS OF snow?
Sluggo's got the right idea. Nap.
This guy just STOOD THERE and LET Sluggo build a ROARING FIRE under his cauldron.
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This guy just STOOD THERE and LET Sluggo build a ROARING FIRE under his cauldron.
Who the hell would cheat on Jucika?
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Who the hell would cheat on Jucika?
Somehow, I expected the Nancytown Post Office to look like that.
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Somehow, I expected the Nancytown Post Office to look like that.
And how does that help him?
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
And how does that help him?
Nesting birds in the dead of winter? (Ain't I a wet blanket?)
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nesting birds in the dead of winter? (Ain't I a wet blanket?)
You didn't lift your leg at the hydrant
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You didn't lift your leg at the hydrant
A simple "my bad" would have prevented all this
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A simple "my bad" would have prevented all this
"It's Clobberin' Time!... Huh? Where'd they go?"
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"It's Clobberin' Time!... Huh? Where'd they go?"
It's cringe hearing this one at weddings
a black and white photo of a man with the words " i 'll be watchin ' you " above him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words " i 'll be watchin ' you " above him
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's cringe hearing this one at weddings
This reply was from a Gemini AI inquiry. Ernie got it absolutely right. For one thing, homeowners frequently had boarders, and a locking closet was a level of security. They went away by the 1950s because of safety concerns (as Nancy found out).
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This reply was from a Gemini AI inquiry. Ernie got it absolutely right. For one thing, homeowners frequently had boarders, and a locking closet was a level of security. They went away by the 1950s because of safety concerns (as Nancy found out).
I did some research. They were absolutely a thing.
"By 1944, the "skeleton key" era was at its peak but nearing its end. A comic strip from that year using a locking closet as a plot point would have been instantly relatable to readers—everyone had a heavy metal keyhole on their closet door."
"By 1944, the "skeleton key" era was at its peak but nearing its end. A comic strip from that year using a locking closet as a plot point would have been instantly relatable to readers—everyone had a heavy metal keyhole on their closet door."
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I did some research. They were absolutely a thing.
"By 1944, the "skeleton key" era was at its peak but nearing its end. A comic strip from that year using a locking closet as a plot point would have been instantly relatable to readers—everyone had a heavy metal keyhole on their closet door."
"By 1944, the "skeleton key" era was at its peak but nearing its end. A comic strip from that year using a locking closet as a plot point would have been instantly relatable to readers—everyone had a heavy metal keyhole on their closet door."
What's Sluggo going to get for Miss Orchid?
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What's Sluggo going to get for Miss Orchid?
Were locking closets a thing?
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Were locking closets a thing?
Too bad Ernie ignored the Disco era. I wonder how Sluggo would have looked in this:
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Too bad Ernie ignored the Disco era. I wonder how Sluggo would have looked in this:
Our boys overseas need all the cancer sticks they can get.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Our boys overseas need all the cancer sticks they can get.
This scene makes me sorry that Ernie didn't do "flashforward" what-if strips like we frequently see in The Simpsons. Nancy actually looks, "Yozwa!", but she's still Nancy.
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This scene makes me sorry that Ernie didn't do "flashforward" what-if strips like we frequently see in The Simpsons. Nancy actually looks, "Yozwa!", but she's still Nancy.
