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I just want a Bologna sandwich
@thebrandondoucet.bsky.social new doctor doom panel just dropped lol
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ever since I turned 25 I’ve gone day to day feeling like this lol
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes she can be a very delicate looking kitty, but what you don’t know is that I had to put a towel over my laundry bc she likes to sleep on it… bats doesn’t know how to properly clean herself bc we got her tooooo young…. So if I don’t towel, what ever she lays on stink o’ piss
August 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
REED I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We have a girl cat and mother in law has a boy cat… now I understand what ppl mean when they say they can tell a girl cat when they see it. That bitch lol
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My void has discovered that she can sleep in a baby feeding pillow
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me whenever I hear someone say “so here’s the thing…”
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me and the boys witnessing history at 7 am lol #mistressisabellebrooks #MIB #dragrace #rupaul
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just had to remind my partner that Kevin Spacey was once Lex Luther 😂
July 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My toddler stuck his fingers in his mouth and he threw up all his breakfast… my baby had a huge blowout and I had to change my outfit too as a result.

✨motherhood✨
July 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What actor would make a great vampire?
a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Can we make it that Gerald Schnauz is canonically an older Jonathan Kent that turns his life around and didn’t die
July 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
July 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Loved the superman movie! But my god… can no one do my girl Hawkgirl Justice? Or will I just be haunted for the rest of my life with this shit like with dark Phoenix Jean Grey drama conflama
July 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
July 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Even in death, the government won’t leave women alone…
June 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You ever get woken up in a panic bc you think you hear your baby choking and dying in their crib… but turns out it’s the cat VOMITING UNDER THE CRIB 😶
May 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Shot dead after buying jeans at the marks warehouse
May 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mentally, I’m smoking a joint under the water park mushroom cave. Physically, I have a 14 month old and a 1 month old yelling at me bc I went to the kitchen to get coffee.
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I call this sleeping position… the Peter Griffin
April 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM