Sources say the ammunition was discovered among some extremely concerning graffiti as well as, well, we advise viewers with delicate constitutions to avert their eyes.

If it takes a sick man to pray for death, well

When you signed up for the grift, just not like this

Not like this

Here are my elves.

Jaaster’s just plain folk that occasionally takes time from building stuff and raising dogs to punch out bad guys.

Vander’s not a hero, he’s an ex-pirate with a lot of bad habits. People keep coming at him, though, so he’s gotta keep handing out lessons.

I need you to see this entrance from All Star Grand Queendom. Saya Kamitani is a fucking supervillain. I need her and Toni Storm to cross paths and have a program. This won’t feed families, this will sustain nations for generations to come. Somebody call somebody, goddamn.

Compare this with the Biden Office. I don’t think anyone will ever accuse Joe Biden of taste or anything fashionable, but Trump is and always has been cheap and fucking gaudy.

No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.

This is a level of mayhem I aspire to

I’ve been telling stories for about ten years now. I don’t know if it’ll ever get me paid, or if I even want it to, but I know people enjoy these stories, I enjoy telling them, and I love that it doesn’t feel wrong to say that I’m damn good at what I do.