Like gases are both creativ'ty and pleasure
(They shrink when the system is put under pressure).

And unlike electrons, activ'ty will max
When you're given the time to completely relax.

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Society needs to erase our convention
Of comparing and valuing along one dimension...

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Walking facilitates brain innovation;
It's clearly an active conformation
That catalyzes idea formation
Through allosteric regulation!

Make bonds and *solutions* that all can rely on.
(Don't passively watch like a spectator ion!)

(an oldie but goodie) --

Life's an uncalibrated pipette:
You never will know just how much you will get...

Aging for Chemists...

Adsorbed to the couch is where I remain,
With loads of conformational strain!

STATES WHO MATTER

A gas: who, with others, has brief intersections,
Collides with a "hi," but then, no connections.

A liquid: finds shoulders to settle upon,
Who dabbles in love, but always moves on.

A solid: with bonds quite resistant to sever,
Like atoms in diamonds, whose friends are forever.

CHEMISTS
We experiment, muse, observe interactions
(...and constantly work to achieve a reaction!).

POETS
We experiment, muse, observe interactions
(...and constantly work to achieve a reaction!).