conservative boomers:
“i bet you pee while sitting down”
also conservative boomers:
***shits their pants while standing up***
“i bet you pee while sitting down”
also conservative boomers:
***shits their pants while standing up***
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
conservative boomers:
“i bet you pee while sitting down”
also conservative boomers:
***shits their pants while standing up***
“i bet you pee while sitting down”
also conservative boomers:
***shits their pants while standing up***
remember in titanic when the rats ran towards the back of the sinking ship? #Trump2026
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
remember in titanic when the rats ran towards the back of the sinking ship? #Trump2026
amerikkka is going to get nastier as the empire crumbles
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
amerikkka is going to get nastier as the empire crumbles
can the “…of natural causes” part happen more quickly????
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can the “…of natural causes” part happen more quickly????
happy diwali to everyone except usha vance your husband is a dick
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
happy diwali to everyone except usha vance your husband is a dick
the venn diagram between needing more gun control legislation and dick cheney hunting trips
August 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the venn diagram between needing more gun control legislation and dick cheney hunting trips
wait until trump says we need to defund the college of cardinals
April 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
wait until trump says we need to defund the college of cardinals
begging the question ≠ asking a question
April 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
begging the question ≠ asking a question
comedians time to dust off all your white smoke / black smoke pope material. what a time to be alive!
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
comedians time to dust off all your white smoke / black smoke pope material. what a time to be alive!
the s3 finale of the white lotus was a bit of a disappointment. mike white spent seven episodes building the tension in a rubber band that ultimately didn’t fly anywhere when released
April 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the s3 finale of the white lotus was a bit of a disappointment. mike white spent seven episodes building the tension in a rubber band that ultimately didn’t fly anywhere when released
he’s gay and french. a faguette.
April 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
he’s gay and french. a faguette.
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@marcelias.bsky.social on Trump's 3rd term threats: "He's saying he's not joking, so everyone in the legacy media: wake the fuck up."
March 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@marcelias.bsky.social on Trump's 3rd term threats: "He's saying he's not joking, so everyone in the legacy media: wake the fuck up."
my journalism professor would’ve failed me if i let a company’s official statement bury the lead this aggressively.
this is an example of CNN’s decline in quality.
this is an example of CNN’s decline in quality.
March 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my journalism professor would’ve failed me if i let a company’s official statement bury the lead this aggressively.
this is an example of CNN’s decline in quality.
this is an example of CNN’s decline in quality.
i just took a Boebert 💩🚽
March 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i just took a Boebert 💩🚽
MTG has the forehead of a Cyber Truck
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MTG has the forehead of a Cyber Truck
ban all chemicals especially Deoxyribonucleic acid
March 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ban all chemicals especially Deoxyribonucleic acid
next time a republican blames “george sorros,” call their ass out for using an antisemitic dogwhistle
March 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
next time a republican blames “george sorros,” call their ass out for using an antisemitic dogwhistle
no discount code, no checking out
March 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
no discount code, no checking out
DEI = dumb excuse, idiot
March 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
DEI = dumb excuse, idiot
tonight’s state of the union is going to be DISGUSTING.
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
tonight’s state of the union is going to be DISGUSTING.
america sounding a lot like Doja Cat
March 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
america sounding a lot like Doja Cat
this whole shitshow gives me Freedom Fries flashbacks
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
this whole shitshow gives me Freedom Fries flashbacks
how did suzie toots win the reading challenge? the riggory!
March 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
how did suzie toots win the reading challenge? the riggory!