Hard to run ultramarathons and not be a specimen

Is that goddamn TIMES NEW ROMAN? Did he make this with the DEFAULT WORD TEMPLATE?

Rage Against the Mom-chine

"The clergy used to be full of guys who knew what they were doing! Not like today."

The customer wanted to know what hotel room they were staying in, instead they learned the name of the room they were currently standing in. Pretty good dad joke.

American cheese is required for grilled cheese, breakfast sandwiches, and cheeseburgers.

Drinking water when you're hungover

Strange New Worlds is great, but the best new Trek is actually Lower Decks.