Andrew Trout
@atrout.bsky.social
Cousin to Mike Trout, but not the one you're thinking of.
I had a coworker get a new transmission out of that warranty!
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I had a coworker get a new transmission out of that warranty!
Worthy is 5’11” and 165lbs. The Bills are (currently) a team that needs excellent run blocking from their WRs. Worthy might be willing, but he’s smaller than most DBs he’ll lines up against.
The bigger indictment of the Bills is not trading up for a WR in that draft.
The bigger indictment of the Bills is not trading up for a WR in that draft.
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Worthy is 5’11” and 165lbs. The Bills are (currently) a team that needs excellent run blocking from their WRs. Worthy might be willing, but he’s smaller than most DBs he’ll lines up against.
The bigger indictment of the Bills is not trading up for a WR in that draft.
The bigger indictment of the Bills is not trading up for a WR in that draft.
My child was recently gifted Zingo.
[stares off into space]
[stares off into space]
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
My child was recently gifted Zingo.
[stares off into space]
[stares off into space]
Several year ago Lamar Jackson famously hurdled a Syracuse defender while scoring a rushing TD. The next week Notre Dame’s QB—who was not Lamar Jackson—tried to do the same and uh, did not.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Several year ago Lamar Jackson famously hurdled a Syracuse defender while scoring a rushing TD. The next week Notre Dame’s QB—who was not Lamar Jackson—tried to do the same and uh, did not.
Reminds me of the time Ron Jaworski was giving himself a pep talk on trying to sell the audience on a backup QB being a legitimate NFL player.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Reminds me of the time Ron Jaworski was giving himself a pep talk on trying to sell the audience on a backup QB being a legitimate NFL player.
God damn. You guys really lean into that "You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a C R I M I N A L lawyer" line from Breaking Bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
God damn. You guys really lean into that "You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a C R I M I N A L lawyer" line from Breaking Bad.
that 'again' is fucking incredible.
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
that 'again' is fucking incredible.
So is the law school the Most Miami of University of Miami's schools? Or do the undergraduates have an inherent advantage due to sheer numbers?
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
So is the law school the Most Miami of University of Miami's schools? Or do the undergraduates have an inherent advantage due to sheer numbers?
Careful, Bari Weiss might invite you onto a podcast to discuss civility.
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Careful, Bari Weiss might invite you onto a podcast to discuss civility.
I remember seeing the EPA stats of the Ken Dorsey-coached Bills offense and thinking “okay, but have they watched any games?”
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I remember seeing the EPA stats of the Ken Dorsey-coached Bills offense and thinking “okay, but have they watched any games?”
I brought Shattered Sword on a family vacation and my nephew’s eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw how thick it was.
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I brought Shattered Sword on a family vacation and my nephew’s eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw how thick it was.
My wife is going to be so excited to hear about this.
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My wife is going to be so excited to hear about this.
Doing audiobooks has been a positive change to my reading habits. I’ve read 36 books so far this year since deploying the Big Wheel Method.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Doing audiobooks has been a positive change to my reading habits. I’ve read 36 books so far this year since deploying the Big Wheel Method.
I sang this to my wife and she responded “Kids are so mean.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I sang this to my wife and she responded “Kids are so mean.”
I had a roommate in college that ordered so much takeout from the same restaurant that it got to the point they recognized his number and would just recite his usual order back to him.
Anyway, service manual for a 1961 Cadillac for me.
Anyway, service manual for a 1961 Cadillac for me.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I had a roommate in college that ordered so much takeout from the same restaurant that it got to the point they recognized his number and would just recite his usual order back to him.
Anyway, service manual for a 1961 Cadillac for me.
Anyway, service manual for a 1961 Cadillac for me.
Look at this Bills/Bucs game from November of 2000. 180 yards of offense, 2-10 on third down. The Bills had a sack on three consecutive plays one possession!
The Bucs still scored 31 points.
The Bucs still scored 31 points.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look at this Bills/Bucs game from November of 2000. 180 yards of offense, 2-10 on third down. The Bills had a sack on three consecutive plays one possession!
The Bucs still scored 31 points.
The Bucs still scored 31 points.
This part about a fishing license is my favorite.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This part about a fishing license is my favorite.
Adobe Acrobat does this as well.
For documents *I made*
Bitch, I know what I said, it does not need to be summarized for me!
For documents *I made*
Bitch, I know what I said, it does not need to be summarized for me!
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Adobe Acrobat does this as well.
For documents *I made*
Bitch, I know what I said, it does not need to be summarized for me!
For documents *I made*
Bitch, I know what I said, it does not need to be summarized for me!
Cheney also popped up in The Last Honest Man.
I've stared to notice when certain people show up in history books (Cheney, someone in the Bush family, the British) bad things soon follow.
I've stared to notice when certain people show up in history books (Cheney, someone in the Bush family, the British) bad things soon follow.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cheney also popped up in The Last Honest Man.
I've stared to notice when certain people show up in history books (Cheney, someone in the Bush family, the British) bad things soon follow.
I've stared to notice when certain people show up in history books (Cheney, someone in the Bush family, the British) bad things soon follow.