eve cook
@attheeve.bsky.social
If I could shoot Dr. Lee Zagna with a gun I would.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If I could shoot Dr. Lee Zagna with a gun I would.
It’s actually crazy how I got medicated and stopped feeling compelled to make social media posts.
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It’s actually crazy how I got medicated and stopped feeling compelled to make social media posts.
keeping waiting for the stars to come out.
September 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
keeping waiting for the stars to come out.
moment of silence for the guys in high school who couldn’t understand that the girl they were in to DID NOT want to receive photos from their big titty anime girl folder.
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
moment of silence for the guys in high school who couldn’t understand that the girl they were in to DID NOT want to receive photos from their big titty anime girl folder.
stumbled in to coal mining videos and now I’m feeling claustrophobic as fuck.
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
stumbled in to coal mining videos and now I’m feeling claustrophobic as fuck.
my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.
September 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.
Had a crazy dream last night that I was an FBI agent tryna help catch Tony Soprano, and then out of nowhere me and the other agents were tasked with performing an unrelated talent show and I had to write a song to do on stage. It was a disaster.
We never got Tony.
We never got Tony.
August 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Had a crazy dream last night that I was an FBI agent tryna help catch Tony Soprano, and then out of nowhere me and the other agents were tasked with performing an unrelated talent show and I had to write a song to do on stage. It was a disaster.
We never got Tony.
We never got Tony.
I have mixed feelings on the new Sabrina Carpenter album but getting Coleman Domingo to wear drag for your music video is healing for my soul
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have mixed feelings on the new Sabrina Carpenter album but getting Coleman Domingo to wear drag for your music video is healing for my soul
Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.
popped off like a bad bitch today.
August 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
popped off like a bad bitch today.
when I don’t hit my 10,000 steps before bed so I just pace around my apartment and listen to a podcast.
August 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
when I don’t hit my 10,000 steps before bed so I just pace around my apartment and listen to a podcast.
just had the most insane dream where I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Not getting in to further details cause I forgot how horny that show can be.
August 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
just had the most insane dream where I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Not getting in to further details cause I forgot how horny that show can be.
damn they even got the AI making sushi now
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
damn they even got the AI making sushi now
didn’t realize I could serve this much face.
August 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
didn’t realize I could serve this much face.
I love Noah Wyle but I swear, Dr. Carter is really testing me. I want to smack that boy up the head so hard for his callousness.
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love Noah Wyle but I swear, Dr. Carter is really testing me. I want to smack that boy up the head so hard for his callousness.
My favorite genre of movie are the ones where I watch them and think, “that’s how I would’ve made it”. Not to say I have the skill it would take to make Shin Godzilla, but god damn that’s everything I’ve ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. Thank you Anno, you insane bastard.
August 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My favorite genre of movie are the ones where I watch them and think, “that’s how I would’ve made it”. Not to say I have the skill it would take to make Shin Godzilla, but god damn that’s everything I’ve ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. Thank you Anno, you insane bastard.
I’m tempted to try and cram the entirety of Downtown Abbey in before the final movie comes out in theaters but I honestly don’t know if I have that kind of resolve.
August 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m tempted to try and cram the entirety of Downtown Abbey in before the final movie comes out in theaters but I honestly don’t know if I have that kind of resolve.
I haven’t stepped on a scale in so long, so imagine my surprise when I’m about thirty pounds lighter than what I estimated.
This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.
This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I haven’t stepped on a scale in so long, so imagine my surprise when I’m about thirty pounds lighter than what I estimated.
This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.
This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.
Tomorrow is day one of lexapro. Wish me luck.
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tomorrow is day one of lexapro. Wish me luck.
I might need to just walk away from Bluesky for a couple months because anytime a Taylor Swift rollout happens, even despite having her name muted, I still get pushed so many accounts talking about her promos and tracklist and I just, do not care, even a little.
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I might need to just walk away from Bluesky for a couple months because anytime a Taylor Swift rollout happens, even despite having her name muted, I still get pushed so many accounts talking about her promos and tracklist and I just, do not care, even a little.
my favorite genre of YouTube video is people pretending they’ve never heard Radiohead, and you can tell when it’s a genuine reaction, cause there’s nothing like opening your third eye and understanding Radiohead for the first time.
August 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my favorite genre of YouTube video is people pretending they’ve never heard Radiohead, and you can tell when it’s a genuine reaction, cause there’s nothing like opening your third eye and understanding Radiohead for the first time.
I don’t think I like Tampopo (1985) as much as everyone else but god damn does it make me hungry.
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don’t think I like Tampopo (1985) as much as everyone else but god damn does it make me hungry.
was watching Southland Tales on the first date too much? my bad.
August 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
was watching Southland Tales on the first date too much? my bad.