A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

How I feel about this year’s Super Bowl
#MidGames

Did Matt Gaetz quit Congress to become Mayor of Whoville?

Kids: We want a hamster for Christmas
Mom: We need to make sure the cage is big enough
Dad: It has to look like Tatooine

Elon’s the boss, with his rockets and schemes,

Trump’s just the loud one who shouts in his dreams,

Behind all the chaos, Musk makes the pitch,

For he runs the show, and Trump’s just his bitch

Matt Gaetz, they say, is under debate,
With whispers of action to investigate.
From Venmo to headlines, the rumors erupt,
A tale unfolding—this mutherfucker’s corrupt

I am the Lorax and I speak for the Dems

Pro Tip: If your Netflix is crashing try the app on your phone. Working perfectly for some reason.

I sure hope Cooper Kupp wins. He’s in my lineup Sunday.

I’ve thought about the movie “Idiocracy” every day for the last two weeks. Crazy how a low budget, 20 year old, lightweight comedy has become a visionary piece of art.

Kid Rock appointed to lead National Endowment for the Arts

Oligarchs are coming

Trump’s cabinet is quickly shaping up to be one of the most pro-war cabinets in history.

Alright, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin….

Holding out hope that calm, rational reasoning and logic still has a place in this country. But on Day 1, I’m freaking the fuck out.