atticusthraxx.bsky.social
Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is)
@atticusthraxx.bsky.social
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And God said unto Moses: Always be nice to ducks. Moses: Ducks? Seriously? God: You heard me. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
As was not only your right, but your duty. 👍
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
Alternatively, once you get them down, finish it. 🤷‍♂️
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
Battle Cat always has his war face on. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
Never hire anyone named Pam or Todd to do anything. I thought everyone knew that.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
Ever double up two Klondikes? I haven’t either but it just occurred to me.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 6h
And slip on sneakers. 👟
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 7h
The Bong Water War.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 7h
On Twitter in 2015 I was blocked by Trump in less than an hour of following him. Kinda proud of that.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Hoyt is a great name, fun to say.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Dafuque? Is no where safe?
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Probably meant it when they said it.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Here here!
a minion wearing a wig and goggles holds a gavel in front of a green door
ALT: a minion wearing a wig and goggles holds a gavel in front of a green door
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
No, not Dolly dammit.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Took me ten seconds and cost no one any money. You do the math professor.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe the researcher’s time would have been better spent on something useful to humanity.
Should study that.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Cunt might be the most satisfying English word to utter, regardless of context. Sometimes I just say it for no reason. 🤷‍♂️
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
🤣
With a bite taken out of it.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Better take down those pictures of the president’s penis.
They’ll Gitmo ya.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
CBS does news? Huh.🤔
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
We need a better brain worm. Last one wussed out.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
That’ll fix everything. 😝
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
From the ‘Fuck you, Too Late’ file.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
You keep my girl Katie out yo mouth, I’ve seen her colon. 🫣
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
It doesn’t? You just shattered my entire world view.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
You’re taking this better than I. They cashed my check and now they’re ghosting me. Lack of scientific merit de damned.