When you spent your entire Memorial Day weekend cleaning and setting up a pool, and finally it's filling up

@mosenate19.bsky.social
Thanks for saying what I've been thinking for years!
This should be the democrats new thesis statement

"I used to do drugs, but that was way back.. there."

-Dave Attell

"Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park."

-Bender the great

"Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes."

-Fry

"-This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-A hospital? What is it?
- it's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

-Airplane!

Man, it sucks, and i like it, when someone i dislike says something that i mildly to strongly agree with. I DON'T AGREE WITH ALL, but the sentiment and cursing are A#1

"I am Frau Blücher."

"Thank you very much."

-to Mr Roboto

"It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."

-Deep Thoughts

"I was taught a month ago,
To bide my time and take it slow,
But then i learned just yesterday,
To rush and never waste a day.
Now I'm convinced the whole day long,
That all i learn is always wrong.
And things are true that i forget,
But no one taught that to me yet."

-Character Zero

"Not self aware"

-Me

"Find what you love and let it kill you."

-Charles Bukowski

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

-George Carlin

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

-George Burns

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

-Rodney Dangerfield

"The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible."

-Mark Twain