Rilee Harrison, Esq.
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Rilee Harrison, Esq.
@attorneyrilez.bsky.social
Personal Injury Attorney. Oklahoman. Foodie. Husband. Dad. Posts do not = legal advice.
Driving over two hours to argue a 5 minute motion
October 24, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Weekend full of trial prep coming up. Excited to get back in front of a jury soon.
October 20, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Besties
October 14, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Currently representing a drug dealer. He is really worried about Joint liability.
September 23, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Breaking news: lawyers do not wear suits every time they work.
September 22, 2023 at 3:50 PM
My trial schedule for the next 5 months is wild and going to be so busy but I love it. Can’t wait to get in a court room and fight for my clients.
September 21, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Attending court ordered mediation
September 21, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Attorneys will be like “hot take” and then tell you how they feel about the Oxford comma.
September 20, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Interrogatory No. 1 - Why are you such a jerk?
September 19, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Being an attorney is saying “But after this case settles I will have a little more free time” over and over again until you die.
August 4, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Getting ready for trial and keeping the rest of your cases moving at the same time is no joke. 😅
July 14, 2023 at 1:38 AM
If the bar exam is supposed to test minimal competency to be a lawyer then why doesn’t it have a section on being really nice to your firm’s paralegals?
July 13, 2023 at 3:58 PM
My breakfast and dinner both included bacon. Today has been a good day.
July 9, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I wouldn’t have went to undergrad where I did. Wouldn’t have made the friends I did. Wouldn’t have met my wife. I definitely wouldn’t have went to law school if I had undergrad debt. Completely different life right now without that happening.
July 9, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Getting a full ride scholarship for undergrad was such a blessing. I sometimes think about how different my life would be now if that hadn’t happened.
July 9, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Wife and I are going clubbing tonight!!

Sike. We’ll be in bed by 9:00 pm. The only clubs we go to now a days are CostCo and Sam’s Club.
July 8, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Decided we wanted a fancy Friday night dinner. So I’m in the drive thru at Popeyes right now.
July 8, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Someone once told me being a lawyer is like being a surgeon except there is another surgeon in the room trying to kill your patient while you are trying to save them. Sometimes after a tough day I think about that quote and laugh.
July 6, 2023 at 7:30 PM
The day after holiday email barrage from people either catching up on last week’s emails or trying to start fresh on new cases is coming today. Prepare accordingly.
July 5, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Taking a 4 day weekend was needed and it was so very nice. I have not felt this energized and refreshed in a while.
July 5, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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Today is my first Fourth of July as a permanent resident and I’m proud to call the U.S. home.

This place is far from perfect and chronically fails to live up to its promise. But I’m excited to be part of the community and work to make the country better, more just, and more equal.
July 4, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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Roasted so bad in the group chat I’m googling the elements of defamation
July 5, 2023 at 12:18 AM
This app just got weird
July 5, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Will my neighbors light off fireworks tonight until 11:00 pm for the fourth night in a row or will they not light off fireworks tonight until 11:00 pm for the fourth night in a row? That is the question
July 5, 2023 at 12:55 AM
2.3 miles = ✅
July 4, 2023 at 2:18 AM