Attractioneers
@attractioneers.bsky.social
A theme park podcast hosted by @sean8urson.bsky.social and @chelccruzy.bsky.social
Expect chaos and stupidity.
Expect chaos and stupidity.
"babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Max Rebo donut comprised almost entirely of buttercream"
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Max Rebo donut comprised almost entirely of buttercream"
they were just a normal theme park podcasting couple
until one day... everything changed
(New ep up now)
until one day... everything changed
(New ep up now)
July 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they were just a normal theme park podcasting couple
until one day... everything changed
(New ep up now)
until one day... everything changed
(New ep up now)
We JUST got back from Japan, wheels JUST touched the ground and we definitely IMMEDIATELY podcasted about DisneySea without delay
Definitely didn't wait almost three months. Definitely not.
Listen now on all pod catchers!
Definitely didn't wait almost three months. Definitely not.
Listen now on all pod catchers!
May 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We JUST got back from Japan, wheels JUST touched the ground and we definitely IMMEDIATELY podcasted about DisneySea without delay
Definitely didn't wait almost three months. Definitely not.
Listen now on all pod catchers!
Definitely didn't wait almost three months. Definitely not.
Listen now on all pod catchers!
new episode next tuesday
May 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
new episode next tuesday
Are there really Magic Key Holders out there who look at this and go "WOW for the next 3ish weeks of this month I could get a discount on Lightening Lane Passes! Hot Dog! Thanks, Mickey!"?
January 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Are there really Magic Key Holders out there who look at this and go "WOW for the next 3ish weeks of this month I could get a discount on Lightening Lane Passes! Hot Dog! Thanks, Mickey!"?
and one horrid one, because it's the holidays and they're not perfect.
December 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
and one horrid one, because it's the holidays and they're not perfect.
On this Christmas Eve, I'm spreading the joy of how adorable these Digimon Mascots are.
December 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
On this Christmas Eve, I'm spreading the joy of how adorable these Digimon Mascots are.
because I can't unknow something, you'll have to suffer as well.
December 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
because I can't unknow something, you'll have to suffer as well.
Getting into another Kongfrontation and this time
....it's off the rails.
....it's off the rails.
December 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Getting into another Kongfrontation and this time
....it's off the rails.
....it's off the rails.
I try to keep the peace but I'm always end up in a
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I try to keep the peace but I'm always end up in a
yeah we said it!
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
yeah we said it!
We have awoken from our deep slumber to bring you a belated LA haunts episode!
Listen now on all pod-catchers!
Listen now on all pod-catchers!
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
We have awoken from our deep slumber to bring you a belated LA haunts episode!
Listen now on all pod-catchers!
Listen now on all pod-catchers!
Kermit said "Get your shit and leave."
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Kermit said "Get your shit and leave."
In the realm of themed experiences, Hulu can't decide where to place it's goo.
October 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
In the realm of themed experiences, Hulu can't decide where to place it's goo.
Please invite me to the Chao Meet n Greet.
September 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Please invite me to the Chao Meet n Greet.
The Halloween Horror Nights 2024 Dracula Doughnut from Voodoo Doughnuts is the moment.
September 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The Halloween Horror Nights 2024 Dracula Doughnut from Voodoo Doughnuts is the moment.
Also you can't take me to a museum.
September 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Also you can't take me to a museum.
I recently went to LACMA and saw Central Meridian (The Garage) by Michael C. McMillen. It's a walkthrough installation of an old garage with a collection of things that the artist found on the streets of Los Angeles. Thought it was neat and wanted to share. - Chelsea
September 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I recently went to LACMA and saw Central Meridian (The Garage) by Michael C. McMillen. It's a walkthrough installation of an old garage with a collection of things that the artist found on the streets of Los Angeles. Thought it was neat and wanted to share. - Chelsea
Oogie Boogie Bash is funny because people pay $134 for 5 hours at the park and then wait 3 hours to meet this dude.
August 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Oogie Boogie Bash is funny because people pay $134 for 5 hours at the park and then wait 3 hours to meet this dude.
me and the critters
June 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
me and the critters
Haven't rode Tiana's Bayou Adventure yet but I love her.
June 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Haven't rode Tiana's Bayou Adventure yet but I love her.
stop @-ing us about this
May 30, 2024 at 6:41 PM
stop @-ing us about this
The Olaf Popcorn that we should all buy.
May 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
The Olaf Popcorn that we should all buy.
some of the first sculpted Popcorn buckets
Mickey Snowman
Mickey Ballon
R2-D2
Mickey Snowman
Mickey Ballon
R2-D2
May 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
some of the first sculpted Popcorn buckets
Mickey Snowman
Mickey Ballon
R2-D2
Mickey Snowman
Mickey Ballon
R2-D2