Atty. Chris.
@attychris.bsky.social
I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer. Milwaukee.
DID SOMEONE SAY FIRE
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY FIRE
Yeah, not sure that’s gonna stick my guy.
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Yeah, not sure that’s gonna stick my guy.
The rebar in my front closet door agrees with you.
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The rebar in my front closet door agrees with you.
I can’t wait to be there next weekend.
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I can’t wait to be there next weekend.
The way his tie almost got wet while washing his hands stressed me out.
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The way his tie almost got wet while washing his hands stressed me out.
It looks like the kind of steak that you’d get if you ordered one at Pizza Hut.
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It looks like the kind of steak that you’d get if you ordered one at Pizza Hut.
*a bruise* He suffered a boo boo.
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
*a bruise* He suffered a boo boo.
For her next trick, Wingdings!
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
For her next trick, Wingdings!
I DON’T CARE IF IT PLEASES YOU AT ALL I’M GONNA SAY WHAT I’M GONNA SAY, APPELLATE JUDGES
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I DON’T CARE IF IT PLEASES YOU AT ALL I’M GONNA SAY WHAT I’M GONNA SAY, APPELLATE JUDGES
She spits the truth.
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
She spits the truth.
I should point out I went to school in the other state in which I practice.
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I should point out I went to school in the other state in which I practice.
Interstate practice can be weirdly confusing. I was taught to always ask if it pleased the Court before making any sort of argument at any point in time. In Wisconsin we just… start speaking.
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Interstate practice can be weirdly confusing. I was taught to always ask if it pleased the Court before making any sort of argument at any point in time. In Wisconsin we just… start speaking.
Ah, it checks out.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ah, it checks out.