Aubergenius
aubergeniuslab.bsky.social
Aubergenius
@aubergeniuslab.bsky.social
Curmudgeonly Gen X (is that redundant?), New England-based, devoted to the Oxford comma, progressive, nerdbag, reader, gamer, businesswoman, hunter, gun owner, researcher.

Han shot first.
#NoKings in Bridgton, ME. Great turnout - roughly 500 people AND the sun!
June 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Found it.

Would be nice if he described how TACO would have lost the election without MElon's help.

Can we put him under oath?
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cribbed from a friend...
April 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Keep it going...
April 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's a moot point. Unless the 22nd is amended or repealed, he can't run, excluded by both the 22nd and the 12th.
March 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You'd think he would have had a moob job when he had the rest of his gender-affirming surgeries.
March 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
March 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Here's a Nazi for your block lists. Bored (and pervy) old man.
February 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Another Nazi for the block list:
February 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That might be an impact of all the surgeries he's had.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Here you go, fucktard, from the usa.gov website. Highlighted the key part so even a dribbling, spithead moron like yourself can read it.
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
January 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
January 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Musk, and dangerous as well. Zuck wishes he had Musk's money and influence: he's a piker.

Musk is the epitome of 'smug, condescending prick' exacerbated by bad social skills and drug addiction, and he potentially could head a federal agency if the GOP-led Congress approves and funds it.
January 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
January 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No one is required to tolerate bigots. You do not get a pass for being a garbage human being with shit morals and no ethics. GFY, snowflake, and have the day you deserve.
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This asshole, the world's richest douchecanoe is a wildly insecure, drug-addicted playground bully who hates himself so much, he changed everything about his face except his eyes, and now travels the world telling entire nations what is wrong with *them*.

That is a planet-sized level of insecurity.
January 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
January 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
January 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not nearly enough people would buy a Tesla to make a difference. He's the richest guy on the planet. He's also a massively insecure douchecanoe. The way to get at him is to mock, annoy, or ignore him. Spread pics of Musk from before his gender-affirming surgeries - he hates that.
January 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM